Peter Rooter's definitions
The gooey thin coating found on your teeth in the morning after wearing your Invisalign retainers at night while sleeping.
Cody wanted Heather to kiss him in the morning after pulling out his Invisalign retainers. She said he needed to brush his teeth, he had Invisalign Muck on his teeth!
by Peter Rooter August 4, 2025

When you're riding a horse with no name, while looking for Vaseline to soothe your Hoo-ha in the desert.
Barbara was riding a horse with no name, in the desert. Her Hoo-ha got so chapped she needed some ointment to sooth her Raw Hoo-ha.
by Peter Rooter May 26, 2023

When a female is giving a male a pre-intercourse blowjob and inadvertently sucks too hard leaving a bruise resembling a strawberry on the head of the male's penis.
Rickey was distraught when he observed his ready ready strawberry from the action he received the night before.
by Peter Rooter June 3, 2023

When a female becomes so sexually aroused with pleasure that her inhibitions disappear and she resorts to primal, instinctive communication through deep gravelly groans that come out as growls.
The creatures of the mountains stopped in their tracks as they heard Sharon being ravaged from the hotel balcony by Rickey... when she reached her ultimate moment, she became some surreal being and the PRIMAL GROWLER came from her in her and echoed through the hills.
by Peter Rooter May 12, 2025

A female peacock spreads her tail feathers in an attempt to give a male peacock the impression that she likes him, when all she's really doing is playing with his mind.
Therese the female peacock, spread her tail feathers out in front of Gerry a male peacock! As Gerry got excited, she walked away, he turned to her and called her a Princess Peacock!
by Peter Rooter September 1, 2023

When you have a remote controlled bidet and your partner takes too long to go to the bathroom and you take control of the situation.
Sharon told Rickey that 1.5 hours was too long to be using the only toilet (and had a bidet feature) in the house. Sharon hooked up a remote control to the bidet, so she could control the time he sat and read on the toilet. She nicknamed her remote control, "The Intrusive Squirter!"
by Peter Rooter August 2, 2025

When a guy has sex with a female that hasn't shaved in a while, he pulls out and ejaculates on her pubic hair, and it forms a ice cream looking ball.
Jason had a sudden urge for something cold and sweet, after he had sex with Mary and gave Mary a Peach a la mode. Mary felt sticky and gooey.
by Peter Rooter June 2, 2023
