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When a female is giving a male a pre-intercourse blowjob and inadvertently sucks too hard leaving a bruise resembling a strawberry on the head of the male's penis.
Rickey was distraught when he observed his ready ready strawberry from the action he received the night before.
by Peter Rooter June 3, 2023
Get the Ready ready strawberry mug.When a female becomes so sexually aroused with pleasure that her inhibitions disappear and she resorts to primal, instinctive communication through deep gravelly groans that come out as growls.
The creatures of the mountains stopped in their tracks as they heard Sharon being ravaged from the hotel balcony by Rickey... when she reached her ultimate moment, she became some surreal being and the PRIMAL GROWLER came from her in her and echoed through the hills.
by Peter Rooter May 12, 2025
Get the Primal Growler mug.When a female becomes so sexually aroused with pleasure that her inhibitions disappear and she resorts to primal, instinctive communication through deep gravelly groans that come out as growls.
The creatures of the mountains stopped in their tracks as they heard Sharon being ravaged from the hotel balcony by Rickey... when she reached her ultimate moment, she became some surreal being and the PRIMAL GROWLER came from in her and echoed through the hills.
by Peter Rooter May 3, 2025
Get the Primal Growler mug.When a guy has sex with a female that hasn't shaved in a while, he pulls out and ejaculates on her pubic hair, and it forms a ice cream looking ball.
Jason had a sudden urge for something cold and sweet, after he had sex with Mary and gave Mary a Peach a la mode. Mary felt sticky and gooey.
by Peter Rooter June 2, 2023
Get the peach a la mode mug.When a Blonde Braided Roller Derby Girl poses for a picture with a fan and reaches behind them to put a finger in their ass!
Tim's Roller Derby Scowl showed how visibly upset he was when he asked a Blonde Braided Roller Derby Girl to pose for a picture with him and she proceeded to put her hand down the back of his pants and fingered his asshole!
by Peter Rooter August 18, 2025
Get the Roller Derby Scowl mug.When you have a remote controlled bidet and your partner takes too long to go to the bathroom and you take control of the situation.
Sharon told Rickey that 1.5 hours was too long to be using the only toilet (and had a bidet feature) in the house. Sharon hooked up a remote control to the bidet, so she could control the time he sat and read on the toilet. She nicknamed her remote control, "The Intrusive Squirter!"
by Peter Rooter August 2, 2025
Get the Intrusive Squirter mug.When your laying on the floor with your legs spread apart up on the door frame, waiting for oral sex to be performed upon her. She nicknamed it "erl'in time".
Gert was laying on the floor with her feet up on the door frame with her legs spread apart hoping for a good erl'in.
by Peter Rooter September 1, 2025
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