8 definitions by Peter Phil McCracken
by Peter Phil McCracken March 2, 2009
BOB: That Ferrari is so cool.
JOHN: It's $350,000. Strip Joint Erection. I'm going to buy an STi, I can actually afford that!
JOHN: It's $350,000. Strip Joint Erection. I'm going to buy an STi, I can actually afford that!
by Peter Phil McCracken March 2, 2009
When the priest was ordained, he asked the bishop, "What kind of woman can I have sex with?"
The Bishop said, "None".
But, when the priest actually had sex with a nun, the bishop excommunicated him!
The Bishop said, "None".
But, when the priest actually had sex with a nun, the bishop excommunicated him!
by Peter Phil McCracken March 5, 2009
by Peter Phil McCracken March 10, 2009
Now that Rhonda is 18, she is excercising her sexual freedumb. She's had unprotected sex with 25 guys this year and now she has AIDS.
by Peter Phil McCracken March 10, 2009
Oh my God! It looks like Mike is wearing sweatpants without underwear again, and he's turned on. What a unikorn!
by Peter Phil McCracken March 10, 2009
KELLY: Sorry you're so bummed out PAT.
PAT: That's okay, I'm gonna have a GLAD ASS NIGHT with Big Bob tonight!
PAT: That's okay, I'm gonna have a GLAD ASS NIGHT with Big Bob tonight!
by Peter Phil McCracken March 12, 2009