Peter Greenwall's definitions
knowledge under construction
all entries in the urban dictionary are guessedge until they make it into wikipedia, which is when they become 'knowledge'
guessedge is so much more exciting than knowledge because you're crossing into unknown territory in our thoughtmosphere
when your guessedge is believable, ordinary bullshit turns into professional bullshit and your crazy words and ideas make it into dictionaries and marketable products, thereby turning subjectivity into objectivity and bringing about new realities
all inventions, words and expressions started out as guessedge before they caught on and become acceptable knowledge e.g. 'e=mc2,' 'I think therefore I am', 'sliced bread', 'beer in a can'
guessedge is so much more exciting than knowledge because you're crossing into unknown territory in our thoughtmosphere
when your guessedge is believable, ordinary bullshit turns into professional bullshit and your crazy words and ideas make it into dictionaries and marketable products, thereby turning subjectivity into objectivity and bringing about new realities
all inventions, words and expressions started out as guessedge before they caught on and become acceptable knowledge e.g. 'e=mc2,' 'I think therefore I am', 'sliced bread', 'beer in a can'
by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009
Get the guessedgemug. that short-lived personal satisfaction you get just after upgrading your software to the latest version
oh what an upgrade high I'm on - I'm now running the latest version of Skype, BBM and BB Sync for Mac. Pity it will only last a few days...
by Peter Greenwall November 13, 2011
Get the Upgrade Highmug. I woke up with a raging groupon this morn - inbox filled with so many exciting deals, what to do?? apple mini speakers? anti-stress facial? love massage neck pillow? ooh the flotation pool treatment looks good, but then so does a Indian head neck & shoulder, or a photoshoot I could justify, somehow. Hey anyone know what the regular price of non invasive ultrasound liposuction is? How do I know $240 is a good deal?
by Peter Greenwall November 7, 2011
Get the raging grouponmug. the hot topic of the day - referring to the twitter use of the '#' symbol to address a specific topic
e.g. 1: hey tweeps what's going on? what's the hashtag dejour?
e.g. 2: I will not tweet anything cynical about the hashtag dejour if you tell me which channel the royal wedding is NOT on
e.g. 2: I will not tweet anything cynical about the hashtag dejour if you tell me which channel the royal wedding is NOT on
by Peter Greenwall May 21, 2011
Get the hashtag dejourmug. Jackie: Jeeze I desperately need cream on my face
Helen: WTF!? Who's cream you after? That's a little ambiguous don't you think?
Jackie: NO IT'S NOT! It's completely monobiguous - my face is dry and it needs cream
Helen: WTF!? Who's cream you after? That's a little ambiguous don't you think?
Jackie: NO IT'S NOT! It's completely monobiguous - my face is dry and it needs cream
by Peter Greenwall April 16, 2011
Get the monobiguousmug. the sudden realisation that it would be impossible to make it to the intermission of some kind of theatrical production
within the first 10 minutes of Witches of Eastwick I figured 'Intermission Impossible', and had to figure out an escape plan
by Peter Greenwall March 18, 2013
Get the Intermission Impossiblemug. (Hyper Awareness of Realworld And Social Media Simultaneously) - the ability to post on social media while also being fully present in the moment
PETER: What kind of Social Media Whore are you that you can't put your phone away at this concert and just enjoy it, you know? FFS live in the moment! Why do you have to constantly video, tweet and post about it?
TONI: Because Ive taught myself to have Multiple HARASMS
TONI: Because Ive taught myself to have Multiple HARASMS
by Peter Greenwall September 26, 2018
Get the Multiple HARASMSmug.