Definitions by Pete Dick

gay games

any activity that you don't want to do or that a friend is doing that you think is stupid or a waste of time.

TP: "Why are you talking to that hot bartender all the time, lets go play pinball."
Pete Dick: "Fuck you, pinball is gay games."
The Cooker: "yeah, fuck you TP, gay games, let get drunk instead."

gay games by Pete Dick March 15, 2008

ass pollution

the accumulated effects of consistent farting over a period of time.

Msgr Sparrow: "Jen stop rolling the fucking windows down, its fucking freezing!"
Jen: "I have to to curb the effects of Pete Dick's ass pollution."

ass pollution by Pete Dick March 14, 2008

dough acrobat 

a very accomplished pizza maker who is an expert dough tosser and pizza stretcher.

The Cooker: "How come we have to always do our jacking for beats at the Kirk Hotel?"
Pete Dick: "Because I have the hots for that dough acrobat that makes the pizzas."
The Cooker: "Dude, just do me a favor and don't piss her off like usual, we need her making those pizzas with love."

dough acrobat by Pete Dick March 13, 2008

delightful for ya 

sarcastic way of congradulating someone for something trivial.

TP: "I went jacking for beats and banged Coquet last night."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya."

delightful for ya by Pete Dick March 13, 2008

socially lubricated

the period of time between the first couple of drinks where one achives a pleasent, but comfortable and controlled buzz before continued consumption results in a complete drunken stuper.

Papi: "You get that girl's number last night when we were jacking for beats?"
Pete Dick: "No, I fucked it up and got too drunk and started grabbing her tits."
Papi: "Dumb ass, you were doing well while you were still socially lubricated."

socially lubricated by Pete Dick March 12, 2008

libations 

libations are ritual pourings of drinks as an offering to a god.

Papi: "What are you doing tonight?"
Pete Dick: "The usual, jacking for beats and enjoying a couple libations."
Papi: "I am in, where at?"
Pete Dick: "The Kirk Hotel!"

libations by Pete Dick March 12, 2008

chucky pony 

a smaller version of a charley horse.

Pizzamaker: "I am a ninja!"
Pete Dick: "Whatever..."
Pizzamaker (whacking Pete in the thigh): "Take that then!"
Pete Dick: "What the hell fuck face, you just gave me a chucky pony."

chucky pony by Pete Dick March 12, 2008