a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.
Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."
by Pete Dick February 14, 2008
The Cooker: "damn pizzamaker's kid is huge..."
Pete Dick: "yeah, he is the baby from brussels."
The Cooker: "humm, your right."
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."
TP: "what are you guys talking about?"
Pete Dick: "yeah, he is the baby from brussels."
The Cooker: "humm, your right."
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."
TP: "what are you guys talking about?"
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
Also Known As a PhD, a Pumkin Head Deluxe is an extreme beatdown of the head in particular in return a violation against your social group. The Pumkin Head Delux is used to keep disipline within the ranks.
Pete: "Did you hear what Freddie did to my sister?"
Jeff: "No, what did that ass hole do now?"
Pete: "He was suppossed to pick her up from the bar and drop her off at her house when she was all drunk. Instead he took her back to his house and fucked her while she was passed out."
Jeff: "Dude, that is fucked up, you need to give him a some education, maybe a PhD."
Pete: "You mean a Pumkin Head Deluxe? Damn, lets take a baseball bat to his mug."
Jeff: "Word..."
Jeff: "No, what did that ass hole do now?"
Pete: "He was suppossed to pick her up from the bar and drop her off at her house when she was all drunk. Instead he took her back to his house and fucked her while she was passed out."
Jeff: "Dude, that is fucked up, you need to give him a some education, maybe a PhD."
Pete: "You mean a Pumkin Head Deluxe? Damn, lets take a baseball bat to his mug."
Jeff: "Word..."
by Pete Dick January 04, 2008
to agree with one of your running buddies with out appearing to be overly eager; usually used to end a coversation.
by Pete Dick February 16, 2008
by Pete Dick February 28, 2008
a somewhat childish although greatly amusing practice of excreting from great height in unusual places.
The Cooker (looking up in tree): "Dude, what the hell are you doing up in that tree with your pants down?"
Pete Dick (dropping a crap into a parked car's sunroof: "sky dumping, dumb ass"
Pete Dick (dropping a crap into a parked car's sunroof: "sky dumping, dumb ass"
by Pete Dick March 05, 2008
TP: "Hey I can get out of the house today, lets go jacking for beats!"
Pete Dick: "wow, its a beautiful thing"
TP: "I can stay out the whole day, lets go to the Kirk Hotel"
Pete Dick: "its a beautiful thing"
TP: "I'll drive too, I got that new satellite radio with the 80s channel."
Pete Dick: "its a beautiful thing"
Pete Dick: "wow, its a beautiful thing"
TP: "I can stay out the whole day, lets go to the Kirk Hotel"
Pete Dick: "its a beautiful thing"
TP: "I'll drive too, I got that new satellite radio with the 80s channel."
Pete Dick: "its a beautiful thing"
by Pete Dick March 15, 2008