Pete's definitions

naujizz

the act of dripping your cum on a female and sucking it off.

Do you mind if I naujizz? Sure I like the feeling!

by Pete April 9, 2003

take the piss

to mock someone

"He's taking the piss out of you"

by Pete January 20, 2004

dirtysanchez

When two people are engaged in sex, one person, usually the male, inserts their finger in the anal cavity of their partner, and proceeds to wipe particles of feces on the upper lip of their mate.

My girlfriend and I were having sex last night, and right after I had an orgasm I gave her a dirty sanchez.

by Pete March 20, 2003

fish lollipop

If you have sex with your girlfriend, then withdraw and ask her to give you a blow job, she will taste her own flavour when she sucks your penis. This is known as a fish lollipop.

I feel sorry for those girls who don't wash down below then have a fish lollipop during sex...

by Pete November 1, 2004

Gerry

the worst possible thing one can be.
the type of person that saw the anti-drinking or drugs propaganda videos made in the 50s and takes them seriously

Man did you see that dude, he was such a gerry

Jack's not drinking tonight, he's being a gerry

by pete February 17, 2005

prime penis

Like a penis, but on a considerably larger scale. Used as an insult.

Hey you, you're acting like a prime penis!

by Pete October 12, 2004

Mullet Girl

A tower-hating mulleted barmaid

Mullet Girl is pissed off at us today!

by Pete December 6, 2004