While standing, locking someone's head between your legs. Then farting on the back of their head and giving them a wedgie at the same time.
by Pete August 24, 2003
1.) a form of southern ragtyme piano playing, 2.) the sound one makes while squeezin' boobies; both are used by extreme rednecks
"Hey, flip the switch on the self playing piano. I wanna hear me some drinkin' music!"
"Hey, baby! Come on over and we's have a honky tonkin good time!"
"Hey, baby! Come on over and we's have a honky tonkin good time!"
by Pete October 07, 2003
The act of bending a women over and giving it to her from behind while spanking each side of her ass with both hands like a drum. More commonly used as a verb.
by Pete December 29, 2004
shortened version of the term "shut up". The "P" is almost silent, and when used it is ussually shouted in an angry tone.
by Pete October 30, 2003
i beleive tim shaw uses the term 'gammon washer' as an alternative name for your bottom hole. Not, as the last entry seems to think, the vagina.
by pete June 18, 2006
An incredibly large person, known for his love of fast food, especially the pies for sale at half time at a football (soccer) match. Tends to take up more than one seat, and obscures the view when you're trying to watch the match.
by Pete October 06, 2004