Pete's definitions

handle the jandal

To be capable of managing an experience

"he couldn't handle the jandal"

by Pete January 20, 2004

fargie

While standing, locking someone's head between your legs. Then farting on the back of their head and giving them a wedgie at the same time.

He didn't know whether the wedgie hurt worse than the fart stank when I gave him a fargie.

by Pete August 23, 2003

vertical lips

1. A word that means the same as pussy, twat, and bearded clam.
2. The nice gash in between yo mammas legs.

"Yo man you see that hookers nasty pair of vertical lips with those warts coming outta them!!??!!"

by Pete March 18, 2004

STFU NOOB

Shut the fuck up newbie

Newbie - A person who plays an online game such as Counterstrike and is new to the game or is very bad.

Newbie - I r00l!
(Newbie's score - 3 kills, 10 deaths)
2ndIDLtCol.Ryan - STFU NOOB!

by Pete December 20, 2003

spotted dog

n. raisin bread
also see spotted dick

"I love eating home baked spotted dog"

by Pete January 20, 2004

the swinging arm

punch thrown in rugby game disguised as a tackle. Similar to clothesline

"he came into the tackle with a swinging arm"

by Pete January 20, 2004

Mary Whitehouse

Rhyming slang for shitehouse. Mary Whitehouse was a campaigner for morals and decency on British television.

I need to use the mary before I foul myself.

by Pete October 25, 2004