Ballocked

Locked in a ballistery

The policemen ballocked me because I said, "Hey cutie, what's the problem."

by Percy Bruer December 14, 2023

ballistery

a room where silly things happen.

If you don’t start doing your chores, Son, I will unfortunately have to send you to a ballistery.

by Percy Bruer December 30, 2023

'whelmn't

(adj.) when one has so much to do that they simply just stop caring.

This prod gotta test every single block tomorrow. He cared, now he 'whelmn't.

by Percy Bruer January 18, 2024

wet below tiggins

of the absolute lowest or worst quality possible; inferior

Bro, that painting is wet below tiggins. Throw that mess out ASAP!!

by Percy Bruer September 17, 2023

so mean

1. Quite very unkind; foul

2. (as of art) outstanding; fire

That picture you sent to the group chat is so mean!

by Percy Bruer October 10, 2023

uberheartle

loving someone so ineffably much that your heart is bound to burst without them.

You run through my mind all day everyday. If there were scouts in my mind watching you, they wouldn’t just recruit you, but they’d fall in love too. I would have to smoke them cuz U and I are together like a DUI. When I’m UNDER your INFLUENCE, you simply DRIVE me crazy. Baby momma, I don’t just heartle you anymore, I uberheartle you.

by Percy Bruer December 31, 2023

anything

literally anything

I can do anything I want!!

by Percy Bruer January 04, 2024