Definitions by Pentozali

do the Dalek 

To attempt to prevent the contents of your cuppa from leaking by putting two lids on it in a V-formation, resembling the head of a Dalek.

Why do they always have those little pinholes in the coffee cup lids? I always do the Dalek on my cup so it doesn't spill when I take it to work!

do the Dalek by pentozali May 1, 2007

Fallsworth's Law 

The unwritten law of physics that states that a falling object must always be out of your grasp when you try to pick it up.

Where did my @$#%^&* pen go? Oh, Fallsworth's Law!

Fallsworth's Law by pentozali May 1, 2007

WYSINAWYG 

What You See Is Not Always What You Get. An acronym especially appropriate to the Internet when you're trying to print something from a webpage and it doesn't come out the way you want it to.

I tried to print my friend's webpage, but all I got was a banner farm. WYSINAWYG!

WYSINAWYG by pentozali April 27, 2007

flightinerary 

The schedule of flights on any airline.

What's the American Airlines flightinerary for roundtrip flights between JFK and San Francisco? Could I find it on the American Airlines website?

flightinerary by pentozali April 24, 2007

and a stick 

An age that includes a "1" at the end, like "11", "21", "31", "41", etc. The "stick" is the numeral "1".

Oh, whoop-dee-doo, I'm gonna be 5 and a stick on Saturday!

and a stick by pentozali April 15, 2007

rug rats 

Children, especially really annoying, hyper children who always seem to be getting into trouble and/or everyone's way.

Can't I ever get a good quiet meal at this restaurant? Every time I go here, there are always a few rug rats running around who don't look where they're going!

rug rats by pentozali April 13, 2007

Timtron

Famous former pirate radio broadcaster who now has programs on the shortwave station WBCQ. A Maine native, he coins his own expressions like "zorched" for "electrically shorted, blown out", "Verminmont" for "Vermont", "Clownada" for "Canada", "Howareya" for "Hawaii", among many others. A frequent attendee of the annual Winter SWL (shortwave listener) Fests at the Best Western Towamencin in Kulpsville, Pennsylvania.

Hey, there're Timtron andCaptain Ganja at the Fest!

Timtron by pentozali April 8, 2007