Definitions by Pentozali

23 

A Dr. Pepper soda, because of the twenty-three flavors in its manufacture.

23 is my favorite of all sodas.

23 by pentozali July 25, 2007

gutterfinger

What happens when you use a keyboard (on a cellular phone, regular phone, computer, typewriter, court reporter device, piano, synthesizer, organ etc.) and you keep on hitting "between the cracks" of the keys. A play on "butterfinger" and "gutterball", and the dictionary meaning of "gutter".

Why do I keep on getting "ansewr" for "answer"? It must be my gutterfinger!

gutterfinger by pentozali July 25, 2007

Frodo 

The protagonist Hobbit from J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" saga who recovers the One Ring from Gollum and destroys the One Ring in the lava of the Crack of Doom.

Anyone who doesn't like "Lord of the Rings" is out of touch with humanity. Frodo is the one who saves Middle Earth from Sauronification. We need someone like Frodo in this real world of ours!

Frodo by pentozali July 18, 2007

Sauronification 

Metaphorically speaking, the spread of creeping evil over the real Earth, for example, global warming and terrorism. From Sauron, the evil ruler of Mordor in J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" saga.

Al-Qaeda's attempts to create a caliphate over the whole world is one example of Sauronification.

Sauronification by pentozali July 18, 2007

doodly 

Those three annoying high-pitched ascending tones you hear on the phone when you've reached a wrong number and/or there's a problem with the connection.

I cxlled my girlfriend's old telephone number and got a doodly.

doodly by pentozali July 16, 2007

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? 

Catchphrase used when you can't make ends meet, and/or when you're a typical worker who has to wait two full weeks for your paycheck to arrive.

I just got finished paying my friend back for the radio. Now I see two "windows" in my letterbox. Damn, why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? by pentozali July 13, 2007

glezl varms 

Idiomatic expression in Yiddish for hot beverages or soup, anything that will warm you up when you're feeling cold. Literally "little glass of warmth".

'A glezl matzoh ball soup iz a glezl varms.

glezl varms by pentozali July 13, 2007