Definitions by Pentozali

crepetonite 

Badly prepared pancakes---the kind you don't even went to THINK of eating. Pronounced KRAYP-toh-night.

They hired a new French chef. This guy's cooking is so bad, he's always turning out crepetonite!

crepetonite by pentozali January 14, 2008

NIMF 

Not In My Face. An acronym that you can use to tell off someone that's coughing and/or sneezing too close to ou, especially when that person is not properly covering his/her respiratory secretion.

Hey, lady, NIMF! Cover up your damn sneeze! I don't want to get your freakin' cold!

NIMF by pentozali January 14, 2008

banci 

Indonesian word meaning "tranny", or sometimes, "gay".

Taik! We're in the wrong neighborhood. Lotta banci people here!

banci by pentozali January 13, 2008

barfium

The mythical substance used as a polish for wooden floors, for instance gyms in high school and college, that smells like vomit.

Ugggh, what a stiiink! They must've just put barfium on the gym floor!

barfium by pentozali January 13, 2008

ride with Ruth and Fred in a Buick

To vomit, regurgitate, lose your cookies.

I'm sick. I think I'm gonna ride with Ruth and Fred in a Buick any minute!

ride with Ruth and Fred in a Buick by pentozali January 13, 2008

LMC 

Last-Minute Charlie (or Charlotte). When you're on a bus and the bus is ready to leave, you'll often see these people running to catch the bus. Very annoying when you're in a hurry and the green light is about to change to red.

Damn! I'm late for work and we've got the green light but there are five LMC's coming up. We'll be stuck for five minutes when the light changes!

LMC by pentozali January 11, 2008

interlectual 

Sarcastic way of describing a person who seems to get all his or her knowledge from the Internet alone.

Joan is an interlectual---you'll always find her on the computer. I've never once seen her with a book in her hand!

interlectual by pentozali January 10, 2008