Definitions by Pentozali
gun that goes "squirt"
Cock, dick, prick, weiner, putz, dong, bell rope, etc. Punning on an old advertisement for a brand of chewing gum with a liquid center.
gun that goes "squirt" by pentozali August 1, 2010
man overboard
Any object that has fallen and is hard to pick up because it has fallen into an area that's hard to reach.
Donna, could you try to get that man overboard between the sink and the refrigerator? My fingers are too fat and short to dig into the crevice!
man overboard by pentozali July 16, 2010
textbook
A very large, bulky document, usually over two hundred pages, that requires scanning into an electronic folder. The bane of every office worker who must do this type of job, especially when the scanner malfunctions and one has to re-scan a part of, or the whole, document.