Definitions by Pentozali

flap your wings 

To flail one's arms and body around in a vain attempt to prevent an object from falling; to english an object.

The older you get the clumsier you get and the more you'll find you'll have to flap your wings.

flap your wings by pentozali August 17, 2010

zhug 

Pronounced zuh-KHOOHG, with a raspy "KH" like the "ch" in "chutzpah", zhug is a fiery red or green paste made with chili peppers used as a condiment by Yemenite Jews. Tastes great with scrambled eggs!

Try some zhug with your pitas bread, Nat. It's delicious!

zhug by pentozali August 11, 2010

tarator 

A gift frpm the gods on a hot, humid day! Tarator is a cold soup made with yogurt, dill, garlic, cucumbers, and paprika, very popular with Bulgarians and Albanians. A related soup is cacik (Turkish and Armenian, also served cold), and a related sauce, very common for gyros, is Greek tsatsiki. There is also an Armenian yogurt soup, served hot with barley or a similar grain, called tanabour.

Zymi Restaurant in the Bronx makes delicious Albanian tarator.

tarator by pentozali August 11, 2010

assoon

A hollow but low-pitched fart, punning on "bassoon".

Mitch walked into the classroom playing the assoon.

assoon by pentozali August 11, 2010

tissit

Finnish for tits, boobs, knockers, globes, jugs, fun bags etc.

I'd like to kiss those big tissit!

tissit by pentozali August 10, 2010

kakchiz 

Fumunda; the smelly, pasty substance found on the 21st finger of a guy who's not cut or on some clits. Sometimes described as smelling like a Portuguese fish market.

Pee-yoooooo! That greasy-haired French dude that just got off the train must have kakchiz to the max! And his girlfriend is no better: she smells like she hasn't washed her clit!

kakchiz by pentozali August 9, 2010

cumness 

An unbelievably copious ejacukation of semen.

Ohmygod! Gary's cumness is all over the car seat, the dashboard, the windows...! Guess he couldn't wait to get home to fuck Lucy!

cumness by pentozali August 8, 2010