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Definitions by Pentozali

goy boy juice 

The semen of a male who isn't Jewish.
Joyce was raised to be an Orthodox Jew, but she has a Portuguese Catholic boyfriend. Once Mark squirts his goy boy juice in her, she'll have a hard time bringing up her kids Orthodox.
goy boy juice by pentozali October 12, 2010
The stench a plant gives off when it's dying, or the bad smell some plants give off, like Rafflesia, to attract pollinators. From FLower + fART.
I hate getting bouquet flowers---you can't keep 'em for long. After a few days, the whole house stinks from bouquet flart. Cut flowers don't have any roots, so you can't save 'em by putting 'em in a pot with soil!
flart by pentozali October 12, 2010

air boner 

A definitely non-musical use for a trumpet or bassoon. Someone affixes a condom to the bell of a trumpet or bassoon, blows into the instrument, and the condom either stands erect or, if the instrument is blown harder, expands like a balloon!
I just made an air boner with my bassoon and everybody laughed!
air boner by pentozali October 12, 2010
A long, slow, loud and smelly fart. Comes from Fafner, the dragon in Richard Wagner's "Ring of the Nibelungs" operas and the flatulence that one would imagine the creature would make.
I ate Mexican food and I've been making one long garlicky fafner after another the whole day!
fafner by pentozali October 11, 2010
One of the most interesting minorities of Russia, this ethnic group speaks a Finno-Ugric language and has one of the most beautiful national anthems in the world. Their land is beautiful too---it's too bad hardly anyone knows about this area, because the tourist infrastructure there is in its infancy, and the russians have seemingly intractable security issues involving protecting their country against terrorists. Udmurtia's capital is Izhevsk, birthplace of the great composer Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky.
The people in that small village speak Udmurt.
Udmurt by pentozali October 11, 2010
AIDS, Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.
Anne was shooting heroin and wound up with the big A.
big A by pentozali October 3, 2010
I'm not too fammy with how to use that electronic equipment.
fammy by pentozali October 3, 2010