Definitions by Pentozali

shithorn 

Pronounced as two words, "shit horn", this means your ass, especially when you're eating foods that are very flatogenic, like curry.

That Goan curry is really making my shithorn blow sour notes!

shithorn by pentozali June 5, 2011

squirt 

To cum, female or male.

Oh! Ohhhhhh! Pull my rod a little faster! Uhhhhhhh! I'm gonna squirt!

squirt by pentozali June 5, 2011

pum 

Pussy cUM.

Georgia squirted a liter bottle full of pum on the sheets!

pum by pentozali June 5, 2011

goy boy juice 

The semen of a male who isn't Jewish.

Joyce was raised to be an Orthodox Jew, but she has a Portuguese Catholic boyfriend. Once Mark squirts his goy boy juice in her, she'll have a hard time bringing up her kids Orthodox.

goy boy juice by pentozali June 1, 2011

sarinopium 

Opium so concentrated that there's a very thin line between the dose that produces a "high" and a dose that can kill.

A lot of sarinopium comes from Afghanistan.

sarinopium by pentozali May 25, 2011

zitzle 

A signature that is purposely made more flamboyant or sloppy in order to hide the identity of the person signing.

Do you know whose zitzle that is? I don't know who autographed that book!

zitzle by pentozali May 13, 2011

Robot Week

That off-time, the week after paycheck week, when you feel like you're working for no pay, like a robot.

Can't go to any restaurants with you, Linda. It's Robot Week for me. Ramen all week is my speed!

Robot Week by pentozali May 6, 2011