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Definitions by Pentozali

An oboelike instrument without keys, with a double reed mounted on a slender tube called "pirouette". The zurna has a shrill, piercing sound well suited to music to be played in the open. Widespread among Bulgarians, Turks, Greeks, Albanians, Armenians, Georgians, and other Caucasus, Central Asian, and Middle Eastern cultures, even into China where it is called "so-na".
The Lak man from Daghestan played the zurna and everybody started to dance.
zurna by pentozali April 8, 2006

the Geritol crowd

Senior citizens. Could be used affectionately, humorously, derisively, or simply as a matter of fact depending on the speaker's tone of voice and whether s/he is a senior citizen.
John, give the Geritol crowd a break when you get on the bus. Those "Priority Seating" signs are there for a reason. It's very difficult for a senior citizen who needs to get around to do, say, shopping, to sit down or get up if s/he has sciatica and is forced to sit in the back of the bus.
the Geritol crowd by pentozali April 8, 2006

clothestrophobia 

That feeling of utter discomfort one feels when s/he wears clothes that are too small/tight for her/him.
Suzanne, make sure you have clothes that fit right before you go to the party. You don't want to get clothestrophobia there!
clothestrophobia by pentozali April 8, 2006

like trying to build a laser from mud 

A wasted effort spent on someone or something.
Mrs. McCarthy thinks she can afford that house when she's barely able to make it from paycheck to paycheck. Trying to reason with her about the house is like trying to build a laser from mud!

Darth Vader Building 

The Bank of America Tower in Seattle, Washington State. Because of its sinister Darth Vader's helmetlike appearance.
New Yorker: What is that weird building?
Seattleite: Oh, we locals call it the Darth Vader Building. It's really the Bank of America Tower.
Tibetan dumplings, somewhat flattened, usually served with a somewhat spicy brown sauce and vegetables.
Tonight we're having momo at Lhasa Restaurant.
momo by pentozali April 3, 2006
Spelled "nockoff" to distinguish it from "knockoff" (counterfeit watches, bling, etc.), "nockoff" refers to artificial or cheaply-made foods only.
This soda is a nockoff. It tastes like it comes from a laboratory. There's no real fruit juice in it!
nockoff by pentozali January 14, 2006