Speedcubing is the hobby of solving the Rubik's cube incredibly fast (eg. 30 seconds or faster). A person who practises speedcubing may be known as a speedcuber.
Even after the official competition had finished, the competitors couldn't stop speedcubing.
solving the rubik's cube, best puzzle ever, as fast as possible. It is very entertaining to solve, especially when you can solve it in under 30 seconds. It is a very physically demanding sport. You need to have very fast fingers and reaction speeds. It is very much like track and field.
speedcubing.com has list of cube records.World record so far is 9.77 seconds by Erik Akk
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.