Pedro the spicy's definitions

GPA

'Gang probe association' - organization formed in 2004 by three rogue students at the University of Toronto, the main purpose of which was to promote the usage of gang probes. Major functions including the procurement of lube and batteries, recruitment of unsuspecting students looking to improve their grades, research into anal elasticity, and, of course, executive oversight.

Sample GPA meeting agenda

#1 - Gang probe Ricardo
#2 - See #1

by Pedro the spicy September 20, 2005

Pimpmanship

Analogous to 'sportsmanship', the general class and integrity displayed by one engaging in sexual exploitation. Characterized by (but not limited to) a mean strut, brandishing of a cane, a fast back-hand, flowery attire, savouring of the pimp juice and the efficient use of crack in attracting and retaining talent.

"Joe is taking three girls to the prom."

"Well done old chap... what pimpmanship."

by Pedro the spicy September 23, 2005

Our Lady

Part of Marian devotion, said at the end of Catholic prayers. Usually followed by "pray for us." Can be very stirring...

"Our Lady of Victory..."

"PRAY FOR US!!"

by Pedro the spicy September 23, 2005

Paradise Lost

Epic poem written by John Milton, arguably one of the most important yet ignored contributions to literature and theology. Paradise Lost is generally opposed by fundametalist bible-beaters who oversubscribe to a literal, conservative view of God.

Milton portrays Satan as sin with a smile...

"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heav'n"

by Pedro the spicy September 20, 2005

Totus Tuus

Latin expression prominently associated with the late Pope John Paul II, first coined in his 1994 book "Crossing the Threshold of Hope." Means, "all for you", expressing the ideal of a worldly commitment to a single good. Pope John Paul II would write this expression in the top right-hand corner of every hand-written document.

"My devotion - totus tuus"

by Pedro the spicy September 23, 2005

Thesis

Your view of life or identity of self. Typically used to discount a self-absorbed person.

"Please son, my thesis will rip your crew to pieces."
-- J5

by Pedro the spicy September 20, 2005

Play like a champion

Encouraging or motivating phrase offered to a disgruntled or pessimistic person. Taken from the sacred sign located above the tunnel leading out of the home locker room of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish football team.

"Dude, I'm not sure about this exam."

"Hey... no excuses... play like a champion."

by Pedro the spicy September 23, 2005