Pedro the Poet's definitions

Business Bender

5 days in a row of being blackout drunk or damn close to it

Halloweekend was a shit show, we had a business bender from thursday through tuesday.

by Pedro the Poet November 3, 2011

unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity

To Cheat or have an affair, its legalese

I had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity with my gf last night when I hooked up with her sister.

Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.

by Pedro the Poet September 20, 2011

Nila

A shortened form of the word Vanilla.

(uneducated hoe at starfucks)-Mhmm lemme get a nila frap no whipp

by Pedro the Poet April 23, 2011

Gorap

The ultimate state of being. A gorap is above human understanding. Although a gorap is believed to be a myth, they actually exist. To achieve a gorap mentality, and to thus become a gorap, you must; retreat to your mind, come out the back, see every situation from an omniscient p.o.v, and never mention that you are in fact a gorap.

Mario-Sometimes I feel as if you're a gorap when you give me advice

Peter- well, I couldn't tell if I was.

Todd- You're a gorap bro, straight gorap

Scott- It's all in how you look at it.

by Pedro the Poet August 29, 2010