Mexican Ski Slope

A huge hill covered in ice-plant.
Jose wanted to have some fun after work, so he stole the trash can lid off his neighbors trash can and went down his Mexican Ski Slope.
by Pedro L. May 12, 2008
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Mexican Camcorder

Amigo, your Youtube Video looks like crap because you used your Mexican Camcorder.
by Pedro L. January 11, 2008
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Mexican Bouquet

Stealing flowers of your neighbors front yard and giving it to another person.
For Mothers Day Ignacio stole some flowers of his neighbor's front yard and gave his wife a Mexican Bouquet.
by Pedro L. January 11, 2008
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Mexican Mop

The act of strapping 2 wet towels, t-shirts, or other soft items to the bottoms of your feet and walking/moving on a hard surface to clean.
Pedro couldn't find his mop to clean his floor, so he got 2 old t-shirts from his closet and put shampoo on them - He made a Ghettofabulous Mexican Mop.
by Pedro L. January 10, 2008
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Mexican Telephone

A string and 2 or more cans attached to the ends.
Lupe! Can you hear me? Yes, Pedro I can. Awesome! We successfully made a Mexican Telephone System!
by Pedro L. January 11, 2008
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Mexican Temperpedic

The act of purchasing an extremely cheap air mattress from Wal-Mart and filling it with water from your garden hose.
Jose was having really bad back pain from lifting his heavy wheelbarrow, so as a gift I gave him a mexican temperpedic - because I couldn't afford a real temperpedic.
by Pedro L. January 10, 2008
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Mexican Cell Phone

Being to cheap to afford a real cell phone, you go to the toy section in Wal-Mart and buy a 2 way walkie talkie.
Pedro, can you hear me? Testing, Testing! Jose I can hear you - our Mexican Cell Phone works!
by Pedro L. January 11, 2008
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