Definitions by Pedro L.

Mexican Ski Slope 

A huge hill covered in ice-plant.

Jose wanted to have some fun after work, so he stole the trash can lid off his neighbors trash can and went down his Mexican Ski Slope.

Mexican Ski Slope by Pedro L. May 12, 2008

Mexican Cell Phone

Being to cheap to afford a real cell phone, you go to the toy section in Wal-Mart and buy a 2 way walkie talkie.

Pedro, can you hear me? Testing, Testing! Jose I can hear you - our Mexican Cell Phone works!

Mexican Cell Phone by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

Mexican Telephone 

A string and 2 or more cans attached to the ends.

Lupe! Can you hear me? Yes, Pedro I can. Awesome! We successfully made a Mexican Telephone System!

Mexican Telephone by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

Mexican iPod 

A cassette player - Most likely stolen or bought at a flee market for less then 20 pesos ($2 USD).

Amigo, you must have the most ghettotastic Mexican iPod I've ever seen! I know Jose, it even has an FM radio!

Mexican iPod by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

Mexican Camcorder 

A very low quality video camera on a cell phone.

Amigo, your Youtube Video looks like crap because you used your Mexican Camcorder.

Mexican Camcorder by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

Mexican Bouquet 

Stealing flowers of your neighbors front yard and giving it to another person.

For Mothers Day Ignacio stole some flowers of his neighbor's front yard and gave his wife a Mexican Bouquet.

Mexican Bouquet by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

Mexican Mop 

The act of strapping 2 wet towels, t-shirts, or other soft items to the bottoms of your feet and walking/moving on a hard surface to clean.

Pedro couldn't find his mop to clean his floor, so he got 2 old t-shirts from his closet and put shampoo on them - He made a Ghettofabulous Mexican Mop.

Mexican Mop by Pedro L. January 10, 2008