Pedro's definitions

Lerner's Mom

1.The mother of the red-headed jewish albanian.
2.Woman who's pornography alias is "Iliiterate Douche Towel"
3.A synonym for anal princess
4.A sex position where the woman tucks her feet behind her ears as a guy shits in her mouth

Ex.1
Midshipman 1 - "Hey, what'd you do last night?"
Midshipman 2 - "Nothin really, just gave some chick a 'Lerner's Mom.'"

Ex.2
I met this chick last night, she's a real Lerner's mom if you catch my drift.

by Pedro November 17, 2004

badonki

oh gabbys got a big butt

look at that badonki

by pedro November 14, 2004

tomate

Portuguese slang word for testicles, balls

"Já tenho os tomates cheios de esatres a falar para a piça!"

by pedro November 11, 2004

yum yum eat em up

in the 1933 Little Rascals film titled The Kid from Borneo (1933)The kids' uncle George, whom they've never seen, is the black sheep of the family, and their father won't let him come visit. George is a promoter, and the kids mistake his Wild Man of Borneo for their uncle himself and bring him home. But the Wild Man has a sweet tooth, and his near-constant chant of "yum yum, eat'em up!" is predictably mistaken by the kids. Chaos ensues.

Man from borneo lifts bed skirt (where some of the kids are hiding) and chants 'Yum yum eat em up'

by Pedro October 28, 2004

gunn

The one and only Ralph Gunnington the 3rd.

Sup gunn... what are you sayin' gunn?

by pedro September 28, 2004

loserd

The unfun relative of the lizard.

Instead of going out to watch a movie and play air hockey, the loserd decided to stay home and study.

by pedro September 12, 2004

mamao

In Puerto Rico means a "cock sucker." Also means wimp.

No seas mamao! (don't be a cock sucker)
Ese tipo es un mamao! (that dude is a cock sucker)

by Pedro September 7, 2004