Peanutismint's definitions

ossome

When something is TOTALLY awesome

n.b. not awesome in a 'God' or 'The Universe' or 'Grand Canyon' kind of way.

Pete: "I just got us backstage passes to Radiohead!"
Peanut: "Ossome"

by peanutismint April 28, 2005

Toilet Reply

When you receive a message via cell phone or similar which is deemed low-priority, and which you delay replying to until you later use the toilet and have some time to fill.

*phone beeps*
"Oh, it's some guy asking about the party next week - I'll toilet reply to him after I eat this giant burrito."

by peanutismint July 9, 2009

Ping it

The online form of the phrase 'spread it'; to give an instruction to others that a certain piece of information (or in this case more likely a web link) should be passed around and shared amongst friends.

Here's my band's new EP, feel free to ping it around.

by peanutismint October 28, 2008

woestick

The opposite to a joystick. Transformation from one to the other usually occurs when a joystick malfunctions, causing the user great aggravation and misery. Especially present in handheld mobile devices, such as an MP3 player or cellphone.

PeanuT: "AAAAARGH DUDE I just pressed down and it thinks I'm pressing 'enter'. WTF MATE?!"
Jus: "Sounds like your woestick is screwed. Darn SonyEricsson phones..."

by peanutismint March 5, 2006

Fridgebright

When your refrigerator is so devoid of consumables that you can actually see the light once more.

Jus: "Dude can i make a sarnie?"
Peanut: "Haha good luck mate, I'm fridgebright!"

by peanutismint February 18, 2006

russian

Of, pertaining to or being illegal, amoral or generally below-board.

Not as a slur against the country or people of Russia, but more to do with the great online cut-price MP3 e-stores emanating from Russia (see AllOfMP3.com, MP3Sparks.com etc...)

P: Mate, check it out, I got some proper russian DVDs down the car-boot sale.
T: Screeners or DVDRips?
P: Rips
T: Ossome.

J: If you've ordered the game, why don't you just download it and play a russian copy til it arrives?
A: I can't! I feel dirty....

by Peanutismint January 3, 2008

spaedo

noun, friendly insult;
like paedo but used to describe a young person who finds a person a few years younger than themselves attractive.

"You spaedo! What's the matter, can't get a girlfriend your own age?!"

also, 'speedo'

Peanut: "so she's like, what, 19?"
Justin: "Uh, try 9, dude..."
Lauren: "SPEEEEEDOOOOO!"

by peanutismint April 29, 2005