ruffles

The best kind of plain potato chips.

Ruffles are crunchy because they have the ripples on them.
Ruffles are a good potato chip to go with a lunch or a snack.
by PeaTearGriffin December 28, 2005
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novell

A company that makes networking tools, security products, and server enviroments (OS's). Many people only recognise Novell because they may use the Novell networking tools to sign into thier workstation at school or work.

Novell at one point had bought out the rights to the entire Unix kernel, using it to base their products; which is why their products are so secure and their servers are so stable: they have decades of testing into them.

Novell now funds the SUSE Linux distro for sale and for free use. They are also switching most of their corporate and networking products to the Linux kernel.
Fact: A midwestern university once found that they had forgotten about a Novell server that had been running for 13 years with no downtime.
by PeaTearGriffin January 11, 2006
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korea

Home of the world's largest minefield.
"Now that you guys got back together, sorry about that huge self-healing minefield."

-US President to Korea, circa 2025
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queens of the stone age

An art rock band. In an age where Chevelle, Trapt, and Hoobastank turn rock radio into shit; QOTSA comes and ressurects rock music. There music is extremely melodic, with a common beat and melody throughout the song, then they add awesome riffs that are really experimental sounding. Lullabies to Paralyze is the best album ever.
Most people don't have the attention span to appreciate Queens of the Stone Age,their songs don't pick up until part way into the song.
I am listening to "Broken Box" by Queens of the Stone Age while writing this.
by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005
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bitch seat

1. The rear seat on a motorcylce because that's where the bitch rides.
2. The #1 spot on someone's myspace top 8 because that's were everyone feels obligated to put thier gf.
"Are they going out?"
"Must be, she's in his bitch seat."
by PeaTearGriffin May 23, 2006
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Dharma and Greg

One of the worst and yet mysteriously successful sitcoms ever.
by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005
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Nerd Valhalla

A mythological place where nerds can LAN all day without growing tired. There is never a shortage of Bawls in Nerd Valhalla.

Much like the Valhalla of Norse Mythology where warriors could battle forever without tire.
When I die I want to go to Nerd Valhalla so that I can LAN and burn and pillage for eternity.
by PeaTearGriffin February 26, 2006
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