PeTe's definitions

n00bs

Short for noob, which in turn is short for newbie - a term used to describe somebody new at something.

"You thick n00b!"

by Pete June 5, 2004

fish lollipop

If you have sex with your girlfriend, then withdraw and ask her to give you a blow job, she will taste her own flavour when she sucks your penis. This is known as a fish lollipop.

I feel sorry for those girls who don't wash down below then have a fish lollipop during sex...

by Pete November 1, 2004

naujizz

the act of dripping your cum on a female and sucking it off.

Do you mind if I naujizz? Sure I like the feeling!

by Pete April 9, 2003

Gerry

the worst possible thing one can be.
the type of person that saw the anti-drinking or drugs propaganda videos made in the 50s and takes them seriously

Man did you see that dude, he was such a gerry

Jack's not drinking tonight, he's being a gerry

by pete February 17, 2005

bell end cheddar

The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.

I literally had to scrape the bell end cheddar off today. Guess I should have washed myself more often...

by Pete May 22, 2005

cuntflapper

A blond doing a handstand in a convertable with the top down at 100miles an hour with legs spread,
It come from what her vagina does as wind flys past her flaps

Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrroom

Wow did you see that cunflapper???????

by pete March 3, 2004

Hong Bits

A proper-name euphemism for smoking marijuana out of a kick-ass water bong. Great for using at and around the office.

- Hey can you guys help with a charity drive after work?

- No, we can't, we're visiting my old friend Hong Bits.

by Pete March 1, 2004