Tig-Bitties

by Pete February 20, 2003
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fargie

While standing, locking someone's head between your legs. Then farting on the back of their head and giving them a wedgie at the same time.
He didn't know whether the wedgie hurt worse than the fart stank when I gave him a fargie.
by Pete August 23, 2003
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Thomas the Tanker

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.
by Pete October 18, 2004
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Vom Watch

An organisation created by St Aidan's College, Durham to prevent the destruction of their own college due to the acidic, stella artois and "dirty shop" kebab saturated puke that seemed to be deposited everywhere. The mission of the Vom Watch was to name and shame any fresher who soiled the college carpets with puke and to ensure the cleaning bill was kept to a minimum.
Damn, Vom Watch rated me ten out of ten for that massive chunder I did at the formal last night. God, my head hurts...
by Pete August 29, 2005
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creepy e

a creepy guy, named eric, that shamelessly hits on co-workers. often lurks near the lunchroom casually eyeballing new "office meat." somtimes has a really annoying laugh, and hits on girls from his "ride" at stoplights and junior high schools.

uses such pickup lines as "im having a rave at my pad, wanna chill?" and "make way for the princess!"
hey nick, did you see creepy e hitting on the new girl?
by pete February 21, 2005
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STFU NOOB

Shut the fuck up newbie

Newbie - A person who plays an online game such as Counterstrike and is new to the game or is very bad.
Newbie - I r00l!
(Newbie's score - 3 kills, 10 deaths)
2ndIDLtCol.Ryan - STFU NOOB!
by Pete December 20, 2003
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