Definitions by Paul S. W.

buckshot nut 

when jizz is sprayed all over the place

Pete was finding crusty jizz on stuff for three days after his buckshot nut

buckshot nut by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

polish bath 

another name for Portuguese shower, dousing yourself with colon/deoderant instead of bathing

the hot water heater was out so all I could do after working out was take a polish bath

polish bath by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

mexican u turn

to make a u turn across nearly all lanes of traffic, on really wide roads must cross at least four

Jake was lucky that there wasn't any traffic when he pulled a mexican u turn

mexican u turn by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

fairplay 

the actual town in colorado that southpark is based on

if i lived in fairplay I'd kidnap someone for a week to go to casa bonita too

fairplay by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

reverberator 

a fart that shakes things/whatever you're sitting on

the reverberator shook the entire bed

reverberator by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

cardinal 

1. to fail by mythic porportions
2. to colapse when in the spotlight
3. to lose like no one else can
4. to fail continusously over a long period of time
5. to snatch gut wrenching, heart stomping defeat from the jaws of victory
6. to choke

I can't believe that the lead actor forgot all of his lines in the play

I'm not surprised he cardinals everytime he's in the spotlight

cardinal by Paul S. W. October 19, 2006

flatlander 

the term flatlander isn't specific to any state. It's a term that all mountain people use to describe tourist that don't have the skills/knowledge to recreate in the mountains

The search and rescue team spent all week trying to find the flatlanders that tried to bag the fourteener with half a liter of water and a candy bar.

Did you see the flatlander try and make it down the bumps? It was histerical.

flatlander by Paul S. W. September 12, 2006