Paul S. W.'s definitions

buckshot nut

when jizz is sprayed all over the place

Pete was finding crusty jizz on stuff for three days after his buckshot nut

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

George Bush Syndrome

an affliciton for when you can't speak good and make up words and stuff

"I think ? tide turning ? see, as I remember ? I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of ? it's easy to see a tide turn ? did I say those words?" ?George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006, that's a george bush syndrome

"That's a chapter, the last chapter of the 20th, 20th, the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century. " ?George W. Bush, on the Monica Lewinsky scandal, Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000

by Paul S. W. August 8, 2006

like mike

like mike refers to michael jordan you fucking idiot. it was a huge nike advertising logo "i wanna be like mike" in the early 90s

whoever defined the previous like mike and didn't know who it was is probably some 12 year old that doesn't think that there was life on this planet before 1994, get a fucking clue

by Paul S. W. November 8, 2006

polish bath

another name for Portuguese shower, dousing yourself with colon/deoderant instead of bathing

the hot water heater was out so all I could do after working out was take a polish bath

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

flatlander

the term flatlander isn't specific to any state. It's a term that all mountain people use to describe tourist that don't have the skills/knowledge to recreate in the mountains

The search and rescue team spent all week trying to find the flatlanders that tried to bag the fourteener with half a liter of water and a candy bar.

Did you see the flatlander try and make it down the bumps? It was histerical.

by Paul S. W. September 12, 2006

reverberator

a fart that shakes things/whatever you're sitting on

the reverberator shook the entire bed

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

the quad

sexual move, while licking the clit, put a finger in the pussy, with the same hand put a finger in the ass or just rub it (do the hook em horns with your hand, bend your pinkey in if she just wants it rubbed) and play with a nipple with the other hand

it the quad is to freaky for her or to advanced for you to perform, start out with the trifecta, stay away from the ass

by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006