Paul S. W.'s definitions

fairplay

the actual town in colorado that southpark is based on

if i lived in fairplay I'd kidnap someone for a week to go to casa bonita too

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

brown job

to have your boss think that your doing a great job, but everyone else in the entire world realizes you're failing miserably, can be the start of your boss demise, term comes from Mike Brown and GWB after katrina

"Brownie your doing a heck of a job" Bush
Pete's a brown jobber, his work is crap but the boss loves him

by Paul S. W. November 14, 2006

mexican u turn

to make a u turn across nearly all lanes of traffic, on really wide roads must cross at least four

Jake was lucky that there wasn't any traffic when he pulled a mexican u turn

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

fourteener

the term given to mountains above 14,000 feet

Longs is a bitch of a fourteener to hike

by Paul S. W. September 12, 2006

bible belt

Hell, a place where all good things are banned, but are performed in excess by the people that banned them

I realized I was in bible belt hell when the preacher that lead the campaign to stay a dry county was arrested for DUI, having an eight ball, and a tranny hooker on his way to church to condemn all the evil sinners

by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006

polish bath

another name for Portuguese shower, dousing yourself with colon/deoderant instead of bathing

the hot water heater was out so all I could do after working out was take a polish bath

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

county line

the place everyone in a dry county (typically in the bible belt)has too go to buy booze, usually results in purchase of massive amounts of liquor at once, and often in drunken driving on the return voyage

crossing the county line from dry to wet is apparent by the row upon row of liquor store

Billy got a DUI coming back from the county line, they even took 150 dollars worth of booze

by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006