tezzys

Tezzys are another name for your testicles

Oh baby, just feel these majestic tezzys

by Paul Daley May 08, 2008

wildies

Having the wildies means to have a bad case of diarrhoea.
Having the wild shites.

Oh my god, last night was terrible. I woke up this morning with the wildies.

by Paul Daley May 15, 2008

New York hiding

A New York hiding is when you hit someone so hard, they feel it twice. It means to connect perfectly and send shockwaves through the affected area

I fought this guy today and gave him a proper New York hiding. It was so good, he felt it twice

by Paul Daley May 27, 2010

tezbian

A tezbian is a transexual lesbian.

2 supposed lesbians up for some tezzy on tezzy action.
Once a man, former owner of a grand set of tezzies / tezzys (testicles) now a supposed female lesbian. Very attracted to other tezbians.

by Paul Daley May 08, 2008

anal assault

An anal assault means a good anal sex session

I gave him / her a fantastic anal assault last night

by Paul Daley May 08, 2008

Tangover

The day after a sunbed or heavy tanning session. The effects from a tangover leave the victim suffering burns and / or a very unflattering orange glow.

Oh dear, that girl looks like she has a bad tangover today.
The tangover is a very common problem here in Liverpool

by Paul Daley August 25, 2008

puppy fart syndrome

Puppy fart syndrome is when a person is shocked or woken by their own fart.

I was enjoying a good meal with family and friends when I let out a small cough, but also let rip with a huge fart. This made me jump and quickly leave the room.

I was just drifting off to sleep when I let out a loud fart and woke up startled at the loud noise.

Puppy fart syndrome can happen to us all occasionally.

by Paul Daley May 10, 2008