Paul Daley's definitions

New York hiding

A New York hiding is when you hit someone so hard, they feel it twice. It means to connect perfectly and send shockwaves through the affected area

I fought this guy today and gave him a proper New York hiding. It was so good, he felt it twice

by Paul Daley May 26, 2010

Tangover

The day after a sunbed or heavy tanning session. The effects from a tangover leave the victim suffering burns and / or a very unflattering orange glow.

Oh dear, that girl looks like she has a bad tangover today.
The tangover is a very common problem here in Liverpool

by Paul Daley October 14, 2008

purple headed microphone

The purple headed microphone is another name for the penis.

A girl will sing down the purple headed microphone when engaging in car park karaoke. This is an outdoor blowjob.

by Paul Daley May 15, 2008

wildies

Having the wildies means to have a bad case of diarrhoea.
Having the wild shites.

Oh my god, last night was terrible. I woke up this morning with the wildies.

by Paul Daley May 15, 2008

car park karaoke

Car park karaoke is another term for an outdoor blowjob

We were in the nightclub and I managed to pull this chick. We went outside and she sung down the purple headed microphone in a spot of car park karaoke.
The 2 terms 'car park karaoke' and purple headed microphone' are usually used in conjuction with each other.

by Paul Daley May 10, 2008

puppy fart syndrome

Puppy fart syndrome is when a person is shocked or woken by their own fart.

I was enjoying a good meal with family and friends when I let out a small cough, but also let rip with a huge fart. This made me jump and quickly leave the room.

I was just drifting off to sleep when I let out a loud fart and woke up startled at the loud noise.

Puppy fart syndrome can happen to us all occasionally.

by Paul Daley May 10, 2008

tezbian

A tezbian is a transexual lesbian.

2 supposed lesbians up for some tezzy on tezzy action.
Once a man, former owner of a grand set of tezzies / tezzys (testicles) now a supposed female lesbian. Very attracted to other tezbians.

by Paul Daley May 8, 2008