Paul 's definitions

crank hair

Pubic hair that is located on the shaft of the penis.

Dude, I got my crank hair stuck in my zipper.

by Paul June 20, 2006

shitlets

Small peices of shit. Rabbit shit for example, is composed of many shitlets, instead of a smaller number of larger peices.

Can also be used as a synonym for: dingleberries, clingons or willnots

I thought I needed to take a monster dump, but it was just a few shitlets and lots of gas.

by Paul May 27, 2005

Corn Hole

Just another word for ass hole.

I turned her over and did her in the "corn hole"

by Paul January 6, 2007

best effort

Giving all that you can in a given situation, but always failing to meet some one else's standards

Try as I may, my best effort was not good enough for my girl friend, so she left me, stupid cunt

by Paul June 6, 2004

Lock Out

What owners do to players to screw over the fans

If players don't do what the owners want, there will be an NHL Lock Out soon

by Paul March 15, 2004

Boosh

a game changing hit, especially in the exciting sport of Madden.

After forcing a fumble, Johnny proclaimed ,"You just got booshed!!!"

by Paul February 25, 2005

yoghurt

what is on the end of grant's dick after sex

grant . . . you know the head doesn't like fruits of the forest . . . it has to be 99% fat free you cunt !!

by paul August 4, 2004