Definitions by Paul = PK

Disorienterror 

The split second of sheer terror experienced upon waking up in a foreign location and or circumstance. Disorienterror is usually experienced following excess alcohol consumption and is heightened by awakening next to an unknown person(s) and or animal(s).

Bob awoke and screamed fearfully "where the fuck am I?!" as he was overcome with disorienterror.

Disorienterror overwhelmed Wendy as she woke up between a large man and a donkey.

Disorienterror by Paul = PK March 29, 2008

lolrape 

A combination of 'laugh out loud' and 'rape'. Best implemented in situations where conversation has hit a silent lull or in an awkward silence.

Jenny: "But.. I thought you cared about me Billy and now you're leaving?!"
Billy: "... ahh lolrape."

Luke: "Guys.. I have some bad news. I've got cancer. I only have a couple of months."
The guys: "Awkward silence"
Barry: "Lolrape!"

lolrape by Paul = PK March 29, 2008

POIR 

POIR = Person Of Inferior Race

Use depends on the user's race. POIRs should not use it unless referring to themselves. Use can range from a jovial context up to extreme racism. Usually used by caucasians.

"I'm sick of going to the pool because it's always filled with POIRs."

"Man, these soccer balls are so cheap! The POIRs are good for something after all."

"Look at that dirty POIR. You can just see how dishonest and shifty he is."

POIR by Paul = PK March 29, 2008