Paul's definitions

homosofagasorus

The ONLY gay dinosaur

OH NO! HERE COMES HOMOSOFAGASORUS! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! ZEE COCK IS IN TOWN!!!!

by Paul September 8, 2005

butt chutney

Pieces of poo around the anus

I bent her over to "do" her from behind but her butt chutney put me right off.

by Paul September 4, 2003

uninvisible

not invisible

Hey, you're uninvisible, man.

by Paul February 9, 2004

jackamonkey

A hybrid of a jack-ass and butt monkey. An incredibly stupid and annoying person.

Dude, quit acting like a goddam jackamonkey! You're pissing me off!

by Paul September 7, 2004

wretch

disgusting, morbid, rancid.
The level of intoxication or the level of your harsh comedown. A feeling of utter despair.

T-glo how he felt before he slept at the manch for 18 hours solid.
Frank after a hard 3 day comedown with pinky and his shades on at 12:00 pm in the day at the manch of course.

by paul January 11, 2005

slappy dave

The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.

She is so hot, I would love to go the slappy dave on her.

by Paul July 6, 2004

getting crunk

one/more of the following:
1 partying
2 pushing people around and getting wild and crazy in the club
3 getting high
4 getting drunk
5 dancing/rapping/etc. to a wild beat like Lil' Jon or Three 6 Mafia

Yeah!!! Okay!!! What!!!

by paul October 15, 2004