Paul's definitions

Bartman

An Innocent act that seems to result in an unfortunate turn of events.

A joke that seems messes up a bowlers perfect game could be a Bartman. A Penalty that seems to be the turning point in the Stanley Cup finals could be a Bartman.

by paul March 10, 2004

barge ass

the large, plump and rather gigantic behind a woman tries to conceal by wearing dresses in the thinly veiled disguise that it is sexy or womanly to do so

head . . . why are you wearing a tent on your bargeass . . . oh sorry it's to balance out your large fucking melon on top of your shoulders

by paul May 6, 2004

fucktard

1)A great word to express your utmost disdain and derision towards a extremely mentally impaired individual.

2) A Juggalo.

During the day he works at wallmart.

At night he paints his face and nuts like a clown.

FUCKTARD.

by Paul October 25, 2003

Slom

1. A simple combination of the two words slut and mommy.
2. Word for a milf who hits on all of her son's friends.

Jeff: "Yo, what did my mom say to you?"
Paul: "Your slom didn't say anything, she just bent over and i stuck it in her ass!"

by Paul February 16, 2005

El Guappo

A filthy Mexican mobster wannabe. Generally found at clubs.

Look at El-Guappo there hitting on that chick

by Paul May 7, 2004

ggc

The guacamole-grilled cheese sandwhich. Three letters to define this sandwhich, just like a blt.

Hi, I'd like to order a ggc, except no restaurant has it!

by Paul January 4, 2005

pleach

some one who is very good at many things, most commonly used in poker. a pleach gets many good hands and can bluff very well. if you have a pleach at your table they will most likley win.

Man they guy just got 3 royal flushes in a row, what a pleach. Cash me out.

by Paul February 13, 2005