Paul's definitions

snow white

cocaine, a popular drug

"my girl is snow white
in the form of a rock"

by paul April 4, 2005

kao

n. The Godfather. One who sleeps with many many many many MANY girls for sport and his own entertainment. Has never seen Finding Nemo, yet has.....

Dude... that Kao's with ANOTHER chick...

by Paul March 31, 2005

homotron

something with such distinguishingly homosexual attributes that one would assume they could only be created by a dedicated device.

by Paul March 4, 2003

kansas city crumper

A sexual position and act wherein a man lies on his back. The woman with her back facing him, squats over him while engaging in anal sex. Upon finishing the woman unloads her fecal matter onto the man.

I thought it was going to be some normal butt sex, but she couldn't control here bowels and it ended up being a kansas city crumper

by Paul May 12, 2004

spiderman

see spider-man, the REAL way to spell it.

spider-man is peter parker.

by Paul June 13, 2004

jail meat

a flimbsy male, generally in a federal prison who regurally has his anus intruded upon, thus his ass hole being extremely loose, constantly shitting, and, his rectum always pulsates.

that jail meat is mine in a half-our after jerome gets done with him

by paul December 3, 2003

mug chugging

when you really hate someone's fucking guts so bad that you offer to make them a cup of coffee and before you pour you rub your dirty sweaty cheesy balls all over the rim of the cup

hmmm . . . great cup of coffee you made there grant . . . but was the milk off cause I have a cup full of cheese !

by paul April 22, 2004