beat and delete

The act of downloading internet porn, masturbating to it once, then deleting it due to either paranoia or lack of interest.

"Yeah man, you'll never find any porn on my hard drive, I practice beat and delete."

by Path January 04, 2005

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crush porn

Porn in which a woman in stiletto heels stomps on a man's testicles in an act of sexual gratification.

"Jamie was really into watching bitches with heels stomp out some lifeless corpse in his favorite crush porn."

by Path January 04, 2005

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A really bad event. Sort of like a bummer, only spelled properly.

"I heard Steve-Dave broke his ankle shooting hoops, maybe he was just unlucky. bummrt."

by Path January 04, 2006

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The Apple MacBook. Called the EmoBook because the edge of the keyboard is poorly designed and is sharp, which cuts up your wrists.

"I thought Bernie went to a Cure concert, his wrists were so cut up... but he was just on his EmoBook."

by Path May 30, 2006

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