Pat & Kelly O'Brian's definitions

Priesthood

The collective body of priests.

The Priesthood is a total lie! A Catholic "Father" is NOT a father; he is celibate! A Mormon "Elder" is NOT an elder, he is like 18-20 years old! How Aaronic.

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian January 13, 2007

cigar smoker

Code name for "cock sucker".

Monica Lewinsky is a cigar smoker >>> if you know what I mean.

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 8, 2006

cummuffin

A sexy young woman who frequently gets cum in her muffin.

Elissa is quite the cummuffin!

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 8, 2006

cornmuffin

"Cornmuffin" means "ass to cunt".

Do NOT do the cornmuffin. Your chick will get dick sick.

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 8, 2006

God can do anything

Before you read my questions, realize that I do NOT want to be offensive or anger provoking, just THOUGHT provoking. THINK! If you are offended or angry, that is your choice, not mine.

IF God can do anything, and if God does NOT want anyone to sin, then why doesn't He stop people from sinning? OR, Why didn't He create all people to not WANT to sin, and therefore do NOT sin?

Even if God is real, that doesn't mean that all popular ideas about Him are real.

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian August 13, 2006

nerdle

Nerdle = a NON-SEXY female nerd. A SEXY & petite female nerd is a "Nerdette". If she has big tits and a big hips (but NOT big anywhere else) she is a "Nerdess" (ner-DESS, ie, Nerd/goddess).

I'd never go out with Gertrude; she's a nerdle. Now, her sister Vanna, on the other hand, I'd love to go out with her, but, she is a Nerdette, and I just am not smart enough to impress her.

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian August 13, 2006

Nantucket navel

A very LONG outy belly button.

The Nantucket navel is caused by the Doctor, probably old and can't see too well, who cuts the umbilical cord too close to the mother, and too far from the baby's belly.

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian August 13, 2006