Pat's definitions
The only city in Maine that has as many empty stores as crackheads. Also the only city in Maine that no one wants and thinks we should give to Massachusetts. Mainers manage to trick out of staters to go here by saying Bates is a good college but all the students there just buy drugs with their parents money.
Massachusetts kid: Im going to visit my Aunt in Lewiston, whats it like there?
Maine kid: Bro its just druggies and empty store fronts
Maine kid: Bro its just druggies and empty store fronts
by pat October 27, 2014
Get the Lewistonmug. a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity.
by pat July 13, 2003
Get the road rulesmug. by pat May 13, 2005
Get the flickinmug. Data invents these in the movie "The Goonies" (He uses them on the log bridge right before the skull piano room), They are shoes with a compartment in the heel that stores oil and when the oil is released they create a slippery surface behind the person with the shoes. Also the name of a very cool punk band and my Counter-Strike SN.
by Pat May 11, 2004
Get the slick shoesmug. A person or thing that is a real pain. They're annoying, or in the case of a object they don't work. Can also be used in place of verb.
can be altered for certain occasions, Bottlenosing. Or shortened, Bottle, Bottling.
can be altered for certain occasions, Bottlenosing. Or shortened, Bottle, Bottling.
"Man, steve is really being a bottlenose today!"
"This computer is a friggen bottlenose, it never works!"
"Remember that time Lauren went bottlenosing into the curb?"
"This computer is a friggen bottlenose, it never works!"
"Remember that time Lauren went bottlenosing into the curb?"
by Pat November 3, 2004
Get the Bottlenosemug. 
