Pat's definitions

Asleslem

Background below. A one word solution from the kiladian language for the term "I know you just didn't." This is often used as a reaction to unruly actions or assaults of character.

1.) Then came the whily tiger as he stepped upon the plains of the willapadoo mountain range. Evil roosters crowded out upon the step of Cornelius' abode known as Kiladwa, named after an ancient pie passed down for generations, until it was eaten. The devourer of the pie soon died and was named Asleslem, meaning "I know you just didn't."

2.)
Person 1: I forgot to do my homework.
Person 2: WTF JIMMAY WTF. ASLESLEM!

by Pat December 21, 2004

yoke

In ireland , yoke is a term used for a car.

Get in the feckin yoke, we're hittin the road!

by Pat January 8, 2005

nigs

Derived form the word nigger.

I'm a raceist and use the word "nigs" to decribe black people in a derogatory manor.

by Pat January 23, 2005

plattered

1. To be served on a platter
2. To have been fully destroyed in an argument by a devastating comeback

"You got totally plattered when he called your mama a biaaatch! ZING!"

by Pat February 11, 2005

Sarverometry

A world-wide math technique used by the most profound business men alive. To convert your numbers into Sarverometry numbers, simply divide the number by 2 and then multiply the product by 10.5 then add two zeros on the end and there you have it. Simply put - (X/2)(10.5)+(p00)

The government says I make $2,000 a year but since I coverted to Sarverometry I now made well over a million.

by Pat February 12, 2005

scoofling

word used to describe a attractive looking woman who you would like to talk to

lets go the mall and find some scooflings (scoofs)

by Pat February 12, 2005

westonandjordan

dumbasses that don't like urbandictionary. weston has nuts and jizz sandwiches everyday.

weston: kiss me pat
pat: eww you emo get away
Jordan: i am emo too

by pat February 23, 2005