Party Pooper's definitions

death penalty

An "eye for an eye" method of criminal punishment in which the criminal is put to death prematurely. There are many different ways of carrying out the death penalty. The earliest were gas chambers, after that they were replaced by firing squads and the electric chair, and today the lethal injection is the most common one.

Random death penalty fact: Utah is the only state that still executes by firing squad.

by Party Pooper May 9, 2005

taser

A taser is a small handheld device used for shocking. It emits small and relatively harmless amounts of electricity, but still a little painful.

Well, John was being an idiot so I pulled my taser and shocked him.

by Party Pooper August 9, 2004

Gaycube

A degradatory and inaccurate definition of the Gamecube. Most commonly used by fanboys. Another reason this loose definition makes no sense is because it is impossible for an inanimate object to have a sexual preference.

Xbox fanboy: I hug my Xbox! It's much better than that Gaycube! It's gay, that's why I hate it!

by Party Pooper December 29, 2003

humans suck

A commonly used teenage angst phrase.

Angsty teen: OMG, humans suck, but I am one! I must suck! Oh well, time to cut myself while listening to Linkin Park.

by Party Pooper July 12, 2004

advance wars

A turn-based military strategy game for the Gameboy Advance. The game has a tile-and grid system, where each tile contains a type of terrain, such as plains, woods, or rivers. Each tile has special properties. Units and building facilities are placed on the map, where armies battle it out. The objective is to either destroy all enemy units or capture the enemy headquarters. The story, or "campaign" mode, pits the 4 countries of Wars World (Orange Star, Blue Moon, Yellow Comet, and Green Earth) to defeat the invading alien Black hole army led by Sturm. One thing that makes this game a lot more fun is a map designer. Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising was later released on the Gameboy Advance in 2003 and included a new unit: the Neotank, an extremely powerful tank. Both games are decsendants of the Japan-only Famicom Wars, Gameboy Wars, and Super Famicom Wars series.

The map designer is the number one reason why Advance Wars 2 is one of my favorite video games of all time.

by Party Pooper March 7, 2005

Shaq Fu

A game that has one of the oddest plots of all time. It's a fighting game starring Shaq, in which on his way to a basketball game he gets pulled into the "second dimension" to save some old dude's son from an evil mummy known as Sett Ra. He fights various evil guys on the way, including a scary evil catwoman, an Arabian prince wielding 2 swords, and an evil voodoo lady. In story mode, you play as only Shaq, who has a fair arsenal of moves at his disposal to defeat Sett's evil minions. There is also a multiplayer mode, where you can play as Shaq as well as the various monsters he smashes.

Shaq Fu is a run-of-the-mill fighting game with an odd plot. Few have heard of it, and almost no one would if it didn't star Shaquille O' Neal.

by Party Pooper December 21, 2004