Twitter

A trick of the Devil in the form of an online platform provided to a fool for shouting about inanities other fools are already familiar with, being them their own as well.
The idea that twitting is actually communicating is becoming more and more the foundation of the modern, industrialized society, and it is eminently worthy of the superstructure.
Twitter samples:

@jerryo: fantastic article on social media @ respectyourbrainandgiveupyourcurrentlifestyle.com/quittwitting/howtostart

@myass64: great stuff buddy.

@ruththethruth: do you know where do they stream the semi finals of Curling finals?

@thebignothing: especially in Michigan

@poot: most def

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by Parcerito October 14, 2011
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Bit under the leather

feeling a bit under the leather: having practiced too rough of a sado-maso sex session the night before and feeling the consequences the next day and the day after (especially at work).
Mark: "Hey Geena, all good?"

Geena: "Not too bad, I guess"

Mark: "You look a little tired or something..."

Geena: "Ya... still feeling a bit under the leather.
Chuck's been an animal couple of nights ago. Got blisters on my knees and ankles... anyway, how was your meeting with so-and-so earlier?"
by Parcerito April 20, 2011
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singabored

Someone who has spent enough time in the little state where nothing happens.
Expat 1: "Haye matey, how long've you been in Singapore?"

Expat 2: "Almost 2 years"

Expat 1: "And how do you like it?"

Expat 2: "Well, let's just say I'm singabored since a while already"
by Parcerito March 08, 2010
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When you put your best ball forward, you are willing to going the extra mile in trying to please your partner in the bedroom, no matter how tired, stressed out or troubled your present period in life may be.
Mike: "Do your cares leave you with no time or troubles with Lina bro?"
John: "Nah. I leave that outside the bedroom. End of the day, I committed to her and I got to fulfill my promises. I'll always give her all attentions as usual.
Mike: "Great to hear so. No matter what, you're putting your best ball forward when needed".
by Parcerito March 02, 2014
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