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like a bitch

Ultimate versatile similie that can be used for everything, mainly to do with the body though. Means extremely. Probably stems from the term bitchin'
German lessons drag like a bitch.

This curry's moreish like a bitch.

I was farting like a bitch at school today.

My sphincter stings like a bitch after that powershit I had after the curry.

I've been sitting on my arse too long, it aches like a bitch.

Jeff Beck can play guitar like a bitch.

I'm sweating like a bitch.

My MP3 player's dead like a bitch.
by Paracetamol 500mg September 30, 2006
mugGet the like a bitchmug.

Sirenia

1. Order of herbacious sea mammals. Includes the Dugong and the manatee. These creatures eat almost exclusively sea grasses and they never leave the water.

2. Rather good Norwegian gothic metal band. They take many different sound textures and blend them all into a truly grand overall package. Includes clean male vocals, female vocals and also death vocals. Various music styles are employed too, from basic rock to black metal and even some classical in the form of violin passages. Melodic instrumental interludes and keyboards also feature heavily.

3. In Greek mythology, the Sirens were sea nymphs who sung beautifully to sailors and lured them to sail off the cliffs and drown.
1. Oh dear oh dear, we have a manatee maimed by a boat propeller. Send for the vet specialising in sirenia.

2. I listened to Sirenia and I enjoyed it.

3. Hmm... Sakis and his crew haven't been seen for months... Maybe they encountered some Sirens.
by Paracetamol 500mg November 3, 2006
mugGet the Sireniamug.

<><

Originally, it was vertical, like:

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/\
\/

It was a symbol drawn in the sand/dirt in non-Christian times by those illegal Christians as a way to identify each other's religion without being fed to the lions. The two vertical arcs indicate a woman's anus and vagina as a referance to fertility, fertility of the faith, the fertile faith, or something like that. That is how early Christians told each other they were, one would start the arc, the other would finish the other side if they were too. This shape was chosen because it was simple and to a passing Roman/other enemy law official would be nothing particularly special.

Quite how it was bastardised into the horizontal <>< fish is beyond me, but, hey, it's a 2000 year old religion, impossible to stay uncorrupted that long.
\/ Makes more sense to me than this <>< bloody fish idea.
/\
\/

What the fuck is so special about fish in Christianity anyway?
by Paracetamol 500mg November 8, 2006
mugGet the <><mug.

Primark

Cheap-shit clothes shop in Britain. I bought two shirts, some socks, and some boxers all for £20. The people in there all seemed to be named after places like Savannah and Michigan.
I went to Primark today and didn't have lots of fun.
by Paracetamol 500mg September 23, 2006
mugGet the Primarkmug.

tonsilitis

The reason why I have been coughing like a bitch. Everything can be a similie with like a bitch at the end...
My throat hurts like a bitch because of tonsilitis.
by Paracetamol 500mg September 30, 2006
mugGet the tonsilitismug.

I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!

When you really do not care about anything at all.

Coined by the Tourettes Guy.
Dad, you're not allowed to go back in there.

TG: I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!
by Paracetamol 500mg May 21, 2007
mugGet the I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!mug.

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