Urban Dictionary: Definitions by PandaGirl xox

Canoodle

Person 1: How was your canoodle?
Person 2: It was amazing. It went on for ages!

Person 1: Stop being so cantankerous!
Person 2: Shut up, just leave me alone would you!?!

Person 1: Look at him! He's such a cockalorum!
Person 2: I know right!

Person 1: That is so cockamamie!
Person 2: Yeah... I know... They have no taste in FOOD!

A slice of meat or fold of flab.

Person 1: I so wanna throw that collop in the bin!
Person 2: Then do it. -.-

Butterflies in the stomach

(Not literal just as in the saying when your nervous...)

Person 1: I think I have the collywobbles..
Person 2: Same here...

Discomfort of eating and/or drinking too much.

Person 1: I am totally suffering from crapulence right now..
Person 2: Go to the bathroom or relax or something.