My man used a butt plug on me last night. It was the first time I had ever had one, and it was FANTASTIC!
by Panchoman Jr. November 03, 2006

Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Performance
Quote from a female member of the US government (elected position)
Quote from a female member of the US government (elected position)
by Panchoman Jr. October 24, 2006

by Panchoman Jr. June 21, 2007

by Panchoman Jr. October 20, 2006

Generally regarded as a man, although some women also enjoy it as well, who takes pride, and gets tremendous enjoyment out of orally satisfying his woman. A truly good "pie taster" has an amazing ability with his tongue, lips, and yes, even his nose, to always satisfy a woman. To the "pie taster", the sweet taste and fragrance is only beat by the woman's reaction - physically and orally (as in moaning and groaning). Pure pleasure for both people, if done properly. A true "pie taster" causes his woman and himself as well to lose track of time - the only time limit is her ability to continue...
A true "pie taster" always dreams of a true cherry pie. Regardless of that fact or dream, he is always ready to enjoy any kind of pie - except maybe a “cowpie”, but you never know about that either.
by Panchoman Jr. January 28, 2007

A phrase used by men, generally added to a fictitious number that they use to describe the length of their penis.
The guy that tried to pick me up last night said he had an 8 and 1/2 incher. The way he talked, I didn't believe, so I didn't give him a chance to show me.
by Panchoman Jr. November 15, 2006

What you put on your lady's back immediately after you get into bed (knowing that you have cold feet)
by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006
