Plug

A device that is inserted into the rectum, generally for sexual pleasure
My man used a butt plug on me last night. It was the first time I had ever had one, and it was FANTASTIC!
by Panchoman Jr. November 03, 2006
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p5

Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Performance

Quote from a female member of the US government (elected position)
As I said before, P5 is the right way to go
by Panchoman Jr. October 24, 2006
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DMILF

Is just like a "MILF”, except it refers to A Divorced Woman.
The mother of one of my grade school children is a true DMILF. I often see her in my dreams...
by Panchoman Jr. June 21, 2007
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dickbeard

They both found it very, very erotic and stimulating when she shaved his Dickbeard
by Panchoman Jr. October 20, 2006
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pie taster

Generally regarded as a man, although some women also enjoy it as well, who takes pride, and gets tremendous enjoyment out of orally satisfying his woman. A truly good "pie taster" has an amazing ability with his tongue, lips, and yes, even his nose, to always satisfy a woman. To the "pie taster", the sweet taste and fragrance is only beat by the woman's reaction - physically and orally (as in moaning and groaning). Pure pleasure for both people, if done properly. A true "pie taster" causes his woman and himself as well to lose track of time - the only time limit is her ability to continue...
A true "pie taster" always dreams of a true cherry pie. Regardless of that fact or dream, he is always ready to enjoy any kind of pie - except maybe a “cowpie”, but you never know about that either.
by Panchoman Jr. January 28, 2007
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and 1/2

A phrase used by men, generally added to a fictitious number that they use to describe the length of their penis.
The guy that tried to pick me up last night said he had an 8 and 1/2 incher. The way he talked, I didn't believe, so I didn't give him a chance to show me.
by Panchoman Jr. November 15, 2006
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cold feet

What you put on your lady's back immediately after you get into bed (knowing that you have cold feet)
I gave my wife the cold feet treatment last night.
by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006
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