Panchoman Jr.'s definitions

barenuded

This is a word that was coined by my daughter when she was quite little. After her bath and after she was dried off, she would run out into the living room or wherever shouting that she was "barenuded”.

Daddy, Daddy, look at me, I am barenuded.

by Panchoman Jr. January 14, 2008

Peak out

What might happen to your penis if you go "commando" (no underwear) and don't remember to zip your pants up. It often also happens to a woman's breast, especially at the most inappropriate moment. Normally spelled "peek”.

Her left breast did a peak out when she'd leaned towards me from the other side of the table. A very very nice view.

by Panchoman Jr. November 17, 2006

spabook

A book about spas that is often found at a pool store.

I am looking to buy a new spa, so I went to the pool to check out their spabook

by Panchoman Jr. November 15, 2006

PELT

The backwards spelling out the acronym “TLEP” referring to men of a certain inclination. "They love eating pussy" and relish the chance to do it all day long...

You love to pelt the ladies.

by Panchoman Jr. November 22, 2006

Turn signal

With reference to the first definition about the turn signal being on the left. Of course, in England and Australia for example, which have right hand drive, the signal lever is on the right. I know from having experience.

The turn signal on my car was broken

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

fuck ache

When you have gone so long without sex, that your private parts, male or female, almost really ache.

It has been so long for me going without any action that I have an actual fuck ache. I need some now.

by Panchoman Jr. November 20, 2006

lunchi

A term used by women to describe the man who gives her great sex/oral during her lunch break.

I saw my favorite lunchi today, now I am almost too weak to work...

by Panchoman Jr. October 31, 2006