Panchoman Jr.'s definitions

pissed up

I heard this many times what I was in Australia:

Somewhat inebriated to very drunk

We went to the pub to shoot darts and in the process got pissed up.

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

gfe

A guilt free experience

If I were to cheat on my special lady, it would definitely not be a GFE

by Panchoman Jr. October 25, 2006

SPM

An abbreviation for sperm

I went to the doctor to have my SPM checked.

by Panchoman Jr. November 6, 2006

Plug

A device that is inserted into the rectum, generally for sexual pleasure

My man used a butt plug on me last night. It was the first time I had ever had one, and it was FANTASTIC!

by Panchoman Jr. November 3, 2006

penis art

The practice of dipping your penis into paint (watercolor paint is the safest) and then painting a picture with the end of your dick. Some of the best pictures are when your lady does the painting...

For the first time, last night my special lady and I did some penis art, which she wanted to take home and have framed.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

brumsky

After putting your face between your lady's breasts, move your lips back between them while loudly saying "bbbrrruuummmssskkkyyy...”

Properly done, it should last at least 20 seconds or more.

She had never had a brumsky before. So I gave her one, and we both had a very good time with it.

by Panchoman Jr. October 25, 2006

taco fest

"Going down on" a beautiful Latino lady.

I met a beautifu llatino woman last night, and spent the whole night having a great taco fest..

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006