Panchoman Jr.'s definitions

brumsky

After putting your face between your lady's breasts, move your lips back between them while loudly saying "bbbrrruuummmssskkkyyy...”

Properly done, it should last at least 20 seconds or more.

She had never had a brumsky before. So I gave her one, and we both had a very good time with it.

by Panchoman Jr. October 25, 2006

penis art

The practice of dipping your penis into paint (watercolor paint is the safest) and then painting a picture with the end of your dick. Some of the best pictures are when your lady does the painting...

For the first time, last night my special lady and I did some penis art, which she wanted to take home and have framed.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

taco fest

"Going down on" a beautiful Latino lady.

I met a beautifu llatino woman last night, and spent the whole night having a great taco fest..

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

barenuded

This is a word that was coined by my daughter when she was quite little. After her bath and after she was dried off, she would run out into the living room or wherever shouting that she was "barenuded”.

Daddy, Daddy, look at me, I am barenuded.

by Panchoman Jr. January 14, 2008

Poonstache

Sinse “poontang” is a common slang reference for women of a certain bent, “poonstache” refers to a man's stable of women that are always available to take care of him.

My current roommate has an expansive list of “poonstache” that are always available to him for any reason that he desires.

by Panchoman Jr. November 22, 2006

cheesepie

What you might say to your Buddy when you tell him that you went down on your woman the night before.

I just love doing the cheesepie thing with my lady.

by Panchoman Jr. November 16, 2006

yum stains

Leftover (an unfortunate waste...) male or female sexual excretions that falls on his/her clothing.

After being with Karen last night, I had Yum stains on my pants.

by Panchoman Jr. October 24, 2006