yum stains

Leftover (an unfortunate waste...) male or female sexual excretions that falls on his/her clothing.
After being with Karen last night, I had Yum stains on my pants.
by Panchoman Jr. October 24, 2006
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supersize

A term referring to a very large penis or large vagina
The guy I was with last night was really supersize.
by Panchoman Jr. October 30, 2006
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AWOL

Acronyms for "a woman of luxury" which often might be a woman who has a sugardaddy that gives her everything that she wants.
After she hooked up with that old man her life became seriously AWOL.
by Panchoman Jr. November 20, 2006
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pixtrix

A term of endearment that a man might use with his special lady. It is a contraction for "pixie" and "Trixie" on the surface anyway. But the man really hopes that it is a contraction for "pixie" and "dominatrix"!
I was with my “pixtrix” last night. She is so, so fine.
by Panchoman Jr. November 16, 2006
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penis art

The practice of dipping your penis into paint (watercolor paint is the safest) and then painting a picture with the end of your dick. Some of the best pictures are when your lady does the painting...
For the first time, last night my special lady and I did some penis art, which she wanted to take home and have framed.
by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006
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DMILF

Is just like a "MILF”, except it refers to A Divorced Woman.
The mother of one of my grade school children is a true DMILF. I often see her in my dreams...
by Panchoman Jr. June 01, 2007
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gfe

If I were to cheat on my special lady, it would definitely not be a GFE
by Panchoman Jr. October 25, 2006
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