Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Pagan Marbury

Jessa Complex

Not realizing that your explicit blog could have a negative impact on the rest of your (personal and professional) life. By extension, thinking your blog is immune from society's judgements.

Named for popular Washington DC blogger Jessa Jeffries who was fired for her blog, Jessaisms, a Jessa Complex describes the habit of young, hip bloggers to post their entire lives on the web with no regard for professional consequences. This often results in a blogger being fired for the contents of their blog, otherwise known as being dooced.

I think she is developing a Jessa Complex. Her blog is getting really personal. She'd better watch out or she might get "dooced".

by Pagan Marbury June 1, 2006

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Thong Speed

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief
that all this could really happen to one single person...

I hooked up with a third musician at the festival and my sex life hit thong speed.

by Pagan Marbury September 19, 2005

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"Chick"en Ranch (tm)

Heidi Fleiss's Stud Farm, due to open soon outside of Las Vegas.

Instead of the chicken ranch, it's a "chick"en ranch (tm)

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

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Monday Morning Virgin

A girl who sleeps around and then denies it.

He told me he banged her all night, but on Monday she told me all they did was kiss. She's one of those Monday Morning Virgins.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

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string of ponies (tm)

A stable of guys who are available to have no-strings-attached sex with you on demand. It's like in polo, where one you trade your tired pony for a fresh one as you play the game.

She has quite a string of ponies (tm); she gets laid whenever she wants to.

I had to cut my string of ponies (tm) loose when I got serious with Barry.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

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