A way of writing out the ever-so-popular Internet acronym "WTF" which stands for "What The Fuck". It is usually used to be funny, to exaggerate, or be very sarcastic. This method can also be used for any other acronym:
LOL - ell oh ell
ROFL - ARE OH EFF ELL
OMG - oh em gee
It has also been known that WTF has been pronounced like "wuh-tff" when people try say it like it's spelled, as they would say "Lawl" or "Rawffle" in lieu of LOL or ROFL.
LOL - ell oh ell
ROFL - ARE OH EFF ELL
OMG - oh em gee
It has also been known that WTF has been pronounced like "wuh-tff" when people try say it like it's spelled, as they would say "Lawl" or "Rawffle" in lieu of LOL or ROFL.
Let's say Timmy and Johnny are playing Counter-Strike:
Timmy: What the crap was that? OMGHI2U81607861048 is using headshot scripts! No fair! A headshot through the wall with an AWP is impossible!
Johnny: OH EM GEE DUBBA YEW TEE EFF??!! Ohnoes! We better report him to the admin so he gets b4nnz0r3d! Timmy, STFU and play.
Timmy: Ohnoes! I got pwnz0r3d!
Timmy: What the crap was that? OMGHI2U81607861048 is using headshot scripts! No fair! A headshot through the wall with an AWP is impossible!
Johnny: OH EM GEE DUBBA YEW TEE EFF??!! Ohnoes! We better report him to the admin so he gets b4nnz0r3d! Timmy, STFU and play.
Timmy: Ohnoes! I got pwnz0r3d!
by Paddy V June 25, 2005

The art of hacking people rather than computers. Most of the time it's easier than hacking computers because people are so stupid that you can just ask them for passwords and credit card information and they'll give it to you!
Me: Hello, Mr. Adamson? Yes, I need your credit card number, email address and password.
Mr. A: Ok, the number is 4318-6413...
Mr. A: Ok, the number is 4318-6413...
by Paddy V September 02, 2005

A phrase that you can use if you get insanely scared. I t also is an insult to very religious christians
by Paddy V August 13, 2006

Pretty self explanatory really. Usually with the handle end, but for extreme hardcore you can give the wood a go. The grip on the handle can pose a problem to entry, but excessive use of Vaseline should do the trick. Note: Can be voluntary or involuntary.
Kittow put down another catch so the team embarked in some recreational cricket bat penetration. (Involuntary penetration)
by Paddy V June 14, 2007

The plural of ridiculous, meaning exceptionally ridiculous so much so that saying ridiculous is not enough to express the ridiculousness of the situation
If your mum came up to you and bitchslapped you to put you back in your place. That would be a suitable time to say; "That is absolutely ridiculi"
by Paddy V August 13, 2006

1. Diagram showing the locations of various land features, cities, roads, etc.
2. In a videogame, it is the world around you that you play on. Can be called a level, but levels have a certain sequence. Maps do not.
2. In a videogame, it is the world around you that you play on. Can be called a level, but levels have a certain sequence. Maps do not.
1. According to this map, we need to take the next exit and head east on Interstate 90 to Spokane.
2. de_dust is one of my favorite Counter-Strike maps.
2. de_dust is one of my favorite Counter-Strike maps.
by Paddy V April 14, 2006

When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.
Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!
by Paddy V December 30, 2024
