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Throwing a flashbang grenade at someone, having sex with them, and then giving a them a magical money shot to the face. So when they recover from the flashbang and can see again, they dont notice they're walking around with semen on theirface.
Person 1 : hahaha look at that dude hes got jizz on his face and he cant see where hes goign!
Person 2: Perhaps he was hit with Flashbangsexmagic
Person 2: Perhaps he was hit with Flashbangsexmagic
by Paddy O'Mally January 16, 2009
Get the Flashbangsexmagic mug.If a zombie outbreak occured at a circus, you'd be fucked. You'd have to deal with a Zombie Clown. Or Worse; Zombie CLOWNS.
by Paddy O'Mally May 28, 2008
Get the Zombie Clown mug.Canada's Giagantic Superweaon,
CN Tower can fire lasers out of the tip of the tower, bouncing off of a satelight mirror in the sky and can hit anywhere in the world at any given time.
the hudsons bay is actually consealing a gigantic solar pannel which absorbs sunlight and converts it into energy which is stored inside the sky dome (rogers center) , which can then be channeled to the CN tower to fire whenever Canada is in a crisis.
CN Tower can fire lasers out of the tip of the tower, bouncing off of a satelight mirror in the sky and can hit anywhere in the world at any given time.
the hudsons bay is actually consealing a gigantic solar pannel which absorbs sunlight and converts it into energy which is stored inside the sky dome (rogers center) , which can then be channeled to the CN tower to fire whenever Canada is in a crisis.
by Paddy O'Mally February 9, 2009
Get the CN Tower mug.That actor that all the ladies love. He Can charm any woman, he can turn lesbians straight, and straigt men gay. His name is impossible to spell. I'm surprised you found this definition. He Plays the same role in every movie : Ladies Man. Except in Reign Of Fire. He was a badass in that movie.
by Paddy O'Mally June 11, 2008
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Used to combat everyone wallowing in their own self pity with "FML" (fuck my life)
Used to combat everyone wallowing in their own self pity with "FML" (fuck my life)
by Paddy O'Mally March 22, 2009
Get the MLA mug.A Game type of Counter-Strike Source designed to test human ego. This game type must be played on a map with hostages. The object of this type is to negotiate the release of the hostages peacefuly without having anyone get killed. Best played without a HUD with sv_cheats on 1.
Althoguh it sounds like a simple task,human ego always gets in the way. Someone will always try to secretly get the hostages without negotiating the release of them.
The standard way of negotiaton is to have all the terrorists (there should always be more ct's than terrorists) make the ct's drop their guns, search them to make sure they arent hiding any, and move them all into one area. Once there, a leader is nominated from the CT team to retrive the hostages without having anyone getting killed (Acompanyed by the T Team leader). Normaly this would work, but always someone has to screw everyone over by sneaking in a pistol and killing a guard on the ct team.
Simple in Theory, difficult in experiment.
Invented by *Ünhi and AfroThunder in 2005.
Althoguh it sounds like a simple task,human ego always gets in the way. Someone will always try to secretly get the hostages without negotiating the release of them.
The standard way of negotiaton is to have all the terrorists (there should always be more ct's than terrorists) make the ct's drop their guns, search them to make sure they arent hiding any, and move them all into one area. Once there, a leader is nominated from the CT team to retrive the hostages without having anyone getting killed (Acompanyed by the T Team leader). Normaly this would work, but always someone has to screw everyone over by sneaking in a pistol and killing a guard on the ct team.
Simple in Theory, difficult in experiment.
Invented by *Ünhi and AfroThunder in 2005.
by Paddy O'Mally August 14, 2008
Get the Diplomatic Counter-Strike mug.A literal distraction. Best sent by texts or IM's for best. It makes whoever gets distracted feel like a tool, or smile. both are common emotions. Best used when you're playing an online game with someone and you text them, distracting them from whatever you're doing.
hell, you could even distract them from being distracted, the possibilities are endless.
hell, you could even distract them from being distracted, the possibilities are endless.
Person 1: baking cookies
Person 2 : *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* you dirty whore i was baking cook-
Person 2: *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* YOU DICK I WAS TEXTING YOU BACK AS TO HOW YOU DISTRACTED ME FROM MAKING COOKIES
Person 2: *text* Your cookies are burning.
*cookies are on fire*
Person 2 : *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* you dirty whore i was baking cook-
Person 2: *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* YOU DICK I WAS TEXTING YOU BACK AS TO HOW YOU DISTRACTED ME FROM MAKING COOKIES
Person 2: *text* Your cookies are burning.
*cookies are on fire*
by Paddy O'Mally May 7, 2009
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