Turkmufflery

having more pubic hair than a turkey

wow she has turkmufflery

by Paddy September 13, 2004

Prang

A state of confusion, insecurity, paranoia and fear, usually drug induced, often humourous.

"I haven't slept in five days, i've just lost my job, my girlfriend's fucked off with my brother. Why am i smoking this skunk? What the fuck's going on? What am i gonna do mate?"

"Ha, dunno mate-sounds a bit prang"

by Paddy December 02, 2003

quebec

A place in Canada where the French decendants all come from Frnch whores. The King of France saw that the colonists were sad because it was cold and boring so he exported thousands of Frnch prostitutes to fuck the lonely colonists. They did and the result was a population full of daughters and sons of whores. (except for the Irish. they came later cuz they were hungry.

Guy HEY YOU SON OF A WHORE!!!

Quebec guy: Yes? what do you want?

by paddy April 05, 2005

clowns pocket

A particularly loose and baggy pussy!

She had a real clowns pocket. It was like stirring a bucket of raw bacon.

by Paddy October 21, 2003

Hunchback of Notre Dame

see also: Daniel.

"Daniel is like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Except he would tell the beautiful woman to piss off, cos he's gay! He likes to hug the bells. He likes to think they are bell ends!"

by Paddy February 20, 2004

Miz

when u need to go

"yo im mizzin"

by Paddy September 28, 2003

mcshingledingle

hearing and a sound when u are drunk and getting sca\red cos u dont know what it is

mcshingledingle is scary

by Paddy September 13, 2004