17 definitions by Paddy

russed

To be russed is to have a homosexual act carried out upon ones self.

james was sucking russels cock in the tiolets.

by Paddy October 6, 2003

Bifkin

The section of tissue often covered with pubic hair, situated between the scrot and the anus.

Shirley what the fuck are you doing? You kicked my right in the bifkin!Bass come ere and massage my bifkin.

by Paddy September 24, 2003

hanging out the back

Shagging!

I hung out the back of your mama last night!

by Paddy October 21, 2003

clowns pocket

A particularly loose and baggy pussy!

She had a real clowns pocket. It was like stirring a bucket of raw bacon.

by Paddy October 21, 2003

Turkmufflery

having more pubic hair than a turkey

wow she has turkmufflery

by Paddy September 13, 2004

quebec

A place in Canada where the French decendants all come from Frnch whores. The King of France saw that the colonists were sad because it was cold and boring so he exported thousands of Frnch prostitutes to fuck the lonely colonists. They did and the result was a population full of daughters and sons of whores. (except for the Irish. they came later cuz they were hungry.

Guy HEY YOU SON OF A WHORE!!!

Quebec guy: Yes? what do you want?

by Paddy April 5, 2005

Prang

A state of confusion, insecurity, paranoia and fear, usually drug induced, often humourous.

"I haven't slept in five days, i've just lost my job, my girlfriend's fucked off with my brother. Why am i smoking this skunk? What the fuck's going on? What am i gonna do mate?"

"Ha, dunno mate-sounds a bit prang"

by Paddy December 2, 2003