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Jesusland

A place where most(not all, fortunately) of the population consists of narrow-minded white Southern Baptists who got Bush a second term due entirely on his neo-evangelical "family values" he preached about in his 2004 presidential campaign that basically promoted religious bigotry and intolerance toward gays and Jews, along with policing womens' rights and deeming other religions as "inappropriate", while disregarding Bush's other plans which would throw this country into a further decay.

Jesusland also, coincidently, consists almost entirely of all the land where slavery used to be legal back in the 1800s.

Residents of Jesusland who voted against Bush often find themselves persecuted for supporting, in the words of their oppressors, "Godless, amoral, fag-loving baby-killers" once they say anything negative about him.
~The place I regretfully live in is part of Jesusland. Don't blame me, I voted against Bush!
by Pyro April 1, 2005
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retchard riff bloke

some twit who hates all forms of cheese including blue
he is confused all the time and his feet reak real bad
run!!!!!!!!!!!!! its that retchard riff bloke again we are all going to die
by pyro November 4, 2004
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plank

some idiot ladi ladi la im masking up 20 words woo hoo
oh josh, u r a total plank
by PYRO November 29, 2004
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bluelight

www.bluelight.nu

among others, a very good drug discussion, with a lot of information and trip reports, a website dedicated to harm reduction.
ml r0x0rz!!!
by pyro May 16, 2004
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gay agenda

Homophobic version of the WMD scare the neo-conservative government conceived to gain support in the invasion of Iraq.

Where the WMD scare was aimed to inspire fear in the masses of an attack from Iraq so they'd support Bush's invasion, the Gay Agenda inspires fear in the masses of the future of their childrens' sexuality to gain support in banning gay marriages from the country.
First the WMD threat, now the Gay Agenda. What's next, the Jewish Agenda? The African-American Agenda?
by Pyro August 17, 2006
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shwank

This word is a mixture between swank and shway.
That was such a shwank party.
by PYRO November 20, 2002
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Russell Crowe

1. Someone who loves making movies and loves making songs, but there's just one thing that he loves even more: Fighting 'round the world!

2. To lose your temper on the phone and throw the offending object at the face of the nearest person.
1. That Russell Crowe sure loves fightin'!

2. (sigh) John just got taken away by the police for pulling a Russell Crowe with his cell phone in the restaraunt.
by Pyro September 21, 2005
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