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Definitions by PSisTEHsuxxors

The Darkness 

A scary yet addictive rock band lead by a singer who dresses and sounds like a girl. Famous for their recent hit "I Believe in a Thing Called Love"
Touching yoooooou!
Touching meeeeeee!
Touching you, ya you're touching me!!
I believe in a thing called love
JUST LISTEN TO THE RYTHEM OF MY HEART!
The Darkness by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004

Secret Collect 

An item that you collect in the game "Secret Collect!" for the FunMachine, that looks nothing like Strong Bad.
1. Commonly coined term used by jealous idiots who got stuck with a useless system that has pretty shitty games, aka Playstation ...

2. Another Term for Playstation, the game console which pretends to be better than Nintendo ... thus, Pretendo!
1. "LOL!!!!1111one D00d, like Pretendo sux cuz everyone has one except for me and all that I can play now is 'FF 654: Why cant we all just die already?' ... fuck ..."

2. "I feel srry for you, being stuck with a Pretendo ... get a Gamecube ..."
Pretendo by PSisTEHsuxxors February 23, 2004

Cartoon Network 

A Channel which is doomed to failure due to blindly making itself more and more pitiful each day(I.E. Replacing Adult Swim Saturday with crappy Cartoons). By Replacing good cartoons with crappy, americanized animes and sorry attempts to imitate anime (I.E. Totally Spies ...), they have dug themselves farther and farther in the hole that they can never escape from.

R.I.P Cartoon Network (19xx - before they even started)
"Cartoon Network gets sadder and sadder everyday."
Cartoon Network by PSisTEHsuxxors February 23, 2004

conformist 

Society's Bitch. One who has to follow what's 'In' in order to gain popularity and have a life.

See prep
Girl: *Chews gum like crazy* LIEK OMG!!111 Nelly is soooo hot!!!11 *fans face like crazy* Oh, Im like soooo blushing!!!11
Nonconformist: Please die.
conformist by PSisTEHsuxxors February 23, 2004

NinTURDork 

A poorly coined term used by the species Sony roolz, who has nothing better to do than post 100 different definitions to flame nintendo under 10 different names. Sadly this Term died when the species Sony Roolz became extinct due to lack of attention.
Sony Roolz: Ninturdorks suck! *rapes Playstation happily and has Sony roolz babies ...*
NinTURDork by PSisTEHsuxxors February 23, 2004
A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.
OMFG! SHE HAS PMS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! *explosions and screams*
PMS by PSisTEHsuxxors February 23, 2004