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"Masturbation is one thing, but you know, some pervs go overboard and get into this masturaption mindset and I don't like it at all."
overheard at a water cooler in Miami, Florida, January 6, 2011
overheard at a water cooler in Miami, Florida, January 6, 2011
by PRwiz101 February 19, 2011
Get the masturaption mug.(n.) - Professional and amateur news operations in print or online to identify misleading government lies or corporate product propaganda in order to raise public awareness of truthiness in the general population.
"Look, the only way we're going to turn this society into a better and more informed one is to push our counterpropaganda on the media just as hard as the forces of public manipulation do."
-- overheard at a watercooler in Austin, Texas on March 15, 2011
-- overheard at a watercooler in Austin, Texas on March 15, 2011
by PRwiz101 April 20, 2011
Get the counterpropaganda mug."Bob, your idea is so good, I want to call it a brainbow! It really soars above the rest, and it's a keeper. Brilliant!"
-- Overheard at a watercooler in Mountain View, California on January 9, 2010
-- Overheard at a watercooler in Mountain View, California on January 9, 2010
by PRwiz101 January 16, 2010
Get the brainbow mug."Newspapers are so yesterday, and they are destined to go the way of the dodo. The newspipe will replace the newspaper, and life will go on with no loss of life or limb, just a few adjustments here and there. I believe the future lies in newspipes, the lovely variety of them all!"
-- overheard at a watercooler in the New York Times building on March 27, 2010
-- overheard at a watercooler in the New York Times building on March 27, 2010
by PRwiz101 April 10, 2010
Get the newspipe mug.(n.) - a TV infomercial that is so sexy (either intentionally or otherwise) that you can practically have sex with yourself, or someone else,
while watching it.
while watching it.
"Oh my gosh, did you see that nymphomercial on TV last night, during halftime, with that awesome babe wearing practially nothing? It was awesome!"
-- overheard at a watercooler in an office building in Atlanta
on April 3, 2011
-- overheard at a watercooler in an office building in Atlanta
on April 3, 2011
by PRwiz101 April 25, 2011
Get the nymphomercial mug.(adj.) - A business marketing plan that allows consumers to know what's behind the entire operation, with no secrets kept inside the proverbial kimono
"The new e-reader runs on an open kimono strategy, and sales are going through the roof."
-- overheard at a watercooler at Tokyo computer firm
-- overheard at a watercooler at Tokyo computer firm
by PRwiz101 August 29, 2009
Get the open kimono mug."Ever since I put up my video on YouTube, the news has been travelling around the Internet by word of blog!"
-- A student at Tufts University, March 15, 2009
-- A student at Tufts University, March 15, 2009
by PRwiz101 March 31, 2009
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