115 definitions by PRwiz101
(n.) - A news story so bizarre it makes you drop the marmalade when you are reading the newspaper or news on your iPad tablet at breakfast.
"Wow, the story about that guy embezzling all the money right in front of his co-workers' eyes is an amazing marmalade dropper. How come nobody noticed?"
-- overheard at a water cooler in a Manhattan office building, January 25, 2011
-- overheard at a water cooler in a Manhattan office building, January 25, 2011
by PRwiz101 February 26, 2011
(adj.) -- Online comments on blogs and Internet forums that are so inane and stupid they resemble the kinds of comments written about some YouTube videos.
"The level of stupidity in some of the comments in some forums approaches youtubic proportions."
- overheard outside a Manhattan office cubicle
- overheard outside a Manhattan office cubicle
by PRwiz101 August 31, 2010
(n.) - a TV infomercial that is so sexy (either intentionally or otherwise) that you can practically have sex with yourself, or someone else,
while watching it.
while watching it.
"Oh my gosh, did you see that nymphomercial on TV last night, during halftime, with that awesome babe wearing practially nothing? It was awesome!"
-- overheard at a watercooler in an office building in Atlanta
on April 3, 2011
-- overheard at a watercooler in an office building in Atlanta
on April 3, 2011
by PRwiz101 April 7, 2011
(n.) - A special-interest group or social activist group that espouses a specific cause to improve society or promote social or political concerns
"There is no special cause group for Dutch people in America, but there should be since many of our English words, such as Dutch treat and dutch oven and dutch wife are slurs on the Dutch."
- overheard at a watercooler outside a bookstore in Amsterdam on April 3, 2010
- overheard at a watercooler outside a bookstore in Amsterdam on April 3, 2010
by PRwiz101 April 5, 2010
If I was king of the world, I'd set up a youtopia, stuff it with everything I want and call it my own.
by PRwiz101 October 19, 2010
(n.) -- Witty, pithy slogans written on outdoor walls that either denigrate the existence of God or the gods, or praise God or the gods, or sometimes do both.
I saw this Godfiti written on a wall the other day.
"God is dead." -- Nietzsche
''Nietzsche is dead.'' -- God
"God is dead." -- Nietzsche
''Nietzsche is dead.'' -- God
by PRwiz101 October 27, 2011
(n.) -- A state of existence reached when a gaggle of political candidates gather for a debate and ignore the issues, respond to questions without substance, preferring to bluster, posture and end the debate having done nothing other than denigrate each of the other politicians on stage.
"Did you see it? The South Carolina Republican debate last night produced new fomentum as the candidates berated each other and offered not a single substantive idea."
-- overheard at a watercooler in Raleigh, South Carolina, January 20, 2012
-- overheard at a watercooler in Raleigh, South Carolina, January 20, 2012
by PRwiz101 January 21, 2012