arse lips

The anal sphincter, the tight rectal muscle, dohnut in shape, that is utilised by the body to stop shit from ooozing over your chums mothers face
ooohhh....Mrs Miggins your arse lips are tight today. Agghh m'nut!!!
by PJ January 09, 2005
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Kandi

Bracelets made out of chunky beads or pony beads of many colors given as friendly gestures at parties and raves.
i got 5 pieces of kandi at the party last nite!
or
i am a kandi kidd
by PJ December 09, 2003
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anal drawstring

The stringlike cord (similar to the open end of a PE bag of the 80's) that is used to keep the arsehole closed. A device such as this is fitted to people who have lost control over the anal sphincter due to excesive buggery
Peter, we have had to fit you with an "anal drawstring" so that you dont shit yourself all the time.
by PJ January 23, 2005
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popbitch

very 2000, a forgotten era which was once fun but that came under the tyrannous hand of deirdre and the COMPLETE MORON influence of britnee.
britnee signed on at the job centre and bought a tin of diamond white and posted what she thought Cilla Black's hairdresser might like to imagine that Gareth Gates had for breakfast
by pj March 11, 2005
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Karva Hattu Luaka

Literally Fur Hat Class, from Finnish words meaning exactly that.
Like third class, or lowest possible classification.

Example sitting in the economy section of a 747, on a really crowded flight from the hottest and sweatyest part of Africa.
No money for business class tickets, we're flying Karva Hattu Luaka.
by PJ December 04, 2003
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chopping

The act of having vigorous sex.
Lane was chopping away at the pooh nanner.
by pj November 27, 2004
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mucky muck

Psychedelic mushrooms are fungi that contain psychedelic substances, such as Psilocybin or Muscimol. The most common colloquial terms for psychedelic mushrooms are magic mushrooms, shrooms, mushies, boomers, caps, and cubies.
lets go do some mucky muck and trip the fuck out...
by pj August 29, 2006
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